I’m not gonna take unsolicited photo advice from someone I wouldn’t take real life advice from thank uuuu

Thank you Irene for the bracket break down because I am dumb :) #dragraceallstars

Lydia is the wrong daughter for MIB.
One delusional catty mother needs an equally mean and delusional daughter and that girl is Arietty

If you love #RupaulsDragRace please please watch King of Drag!! This show deserves the same notoriety as Drag Race, these kings are so fun. It’s on Revry for FREE!!

If you were an adult falling for war propaganda in the early 2000s & you’re doing it now, you’ve learned fuckin nothing.
Same goes for those of us that were minors in the early 2000s and are now adults, falling for that shit you learned fucking NOTHING

This shouldn’t be something to be proud of, but I am in fact proud that I reformatted my resume all on my own WITHOUT the help of some ai system. Buuuut that doesn’t mean I will get chosen against some mediocre loser white dude that did use ai to write his resume

Things I’d rather do than have another patronizing talking to from my petty cis man manager on a Friday morning during women’s month at my corporate job:
-Get a colonoscopy
-Get a papsmear
-Purposefully give myself food poisoning so I vom and blow ass
-Go to a mega church
-Get a root canal

When I finally leave my toxic corporate job I cannot express how much I wanna burn the bridge.
I want to douse it kerosene, gasoline, stock it with fireworks, get the launch codes, press the big red button and nuke the fuck out of it.

Is everyone shocked about the size of miss diva angler fish because they’ve *only* seen an angler fish depicted in Finding Nemo?

M&M’s needs to make a pretzel and peanut mix

Making it a rule from now on that no one from my place of work is allowed to follow me and I will make it so they can’t find me. If they do, that’s a block.

AUBREY MOVE TO A CAVE BRO YOU’RE DONE AHAHAHAHAAAA

Any of ya’ll watching Scamanda? I need more of Nancy’s little dog Mr. Munch. He’s the real star of this show

Also give it the fuck up to Chappell Roan, Lady Gaga, and Alicia Keys for using their platforms and that stage to speak up about protecting trans kids, DEI, and paying up and coming artists living wages!!! Take notes the rest of you!

Best song and record of the year… and the super bowl half time show performer.. Aubrey never show your face ever again

If the Reagan’s, Resnick’s and Sackler’s have no haters I am DEAD

Rupaul and the producers and all these young queens are really stirring shit this season and I’m kinda locked in tbh

HEAVY on the “GUUUURRRL” sound from Untucked about tonight’s ep of drag race because what the fuuuck was that

this isn’t owned by a shitty billionaire so I already like this better