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salomekjones.bsky.social
Shoe queen of Atlantis
@salomekjones.bsky.social
Freedom is an inalienable right. No one is free until we are all free. She/her

Slava Ukraini! My advice for life: Dance while you can.

Yes, I'm a writer/editor/lunatic.
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Let's burst it. Avoid AI. Save the world. Destroy billionaires.
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Your weird shoe, approx. 503

Meow? Rawr.

I'm writing about Paris, so these seemed like a perfect fit.
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Eye candy to distract you.
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
As if there weren't so many cat beds in the house, Chills looking like a homeless cat, has chosen to sleep on this box, which coincidentally contains a cat shelf we plan to put up in the bedroom when he's done using it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Sometimes just looking at cute or weird things makes me feel better. Try this.
November 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
A friend has a feral mama cat next door and these are two of her three kittens.
November 2, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Weird shoe, no. 502 (more or less)

In the name of Halloween.
October 27, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Halloween shoe.

This reminds me of the time I was doing a circle for autumn equinox and a torch fell onto the ground and leaves started catching on fire. I was wearing witch shoes and a long dress with a high collar. I began to stomp on the flames and my shoe caught on fire. Exciting!
October 27, 2025 at 10:55 AM
A beautiful young cat-ess with a plush coat stops to cool off in front of the local air conditioner. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to her, a young badass in a tuxedo is stalking her from on high. Can a girl ever get a break?
October 25, 2025 at 9:32 AM
why we love cats
October 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The amount of suckage never ends.
October 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I have so many friends in Portland because I went to grad school in Oregon. Here's the message I got today about the "war zone" which I knew was no a war zone, anyway.
October 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Weird shoe number 505

You can dance.
October 1, 2025 at 9:38 AM
See this?
September 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Last night, at around 3 am, two of our three cats started having a chase session in our bedroom. I started trying to distract them with various noises without waking T. Eventually I started growling at them. At which point, T woke up and said: You know, I don't believe in demonic possession.
August 20, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Some weird shoes for you. Make shoes out of whatever you have handy.
August 20, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Some weird shoes for you.
August 18, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Here he is with his kids:
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August 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
A few days ago I posted about Jason Arnopp's cancer treatment He just posted this update: (see ALT text for more details)

The reason I'm trying to help is, beyond just caring, he only just won the right to have shared custody of his five year old twin boys. gofund.me/874e5eab
August 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Thank you very much and here's his inhaler.
August 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
August 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Caption?
August 3, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Cat problem solved. Hermes is our youngest. He came from a cat colony where he's the only one of six kittens who survived a viral infection. He also lost his mom at 4 weeks.

He craves the company of other cats, but is a bit aggressive for them at times. Here he is spooning Floof, a plush kitty.
August 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM