Sam
@salmonsnakesoul.bsky.social
he/him, transfem, armenian californian, big fan of creatures
anyone even still use this website
December 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
anyone even still use this website
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Do you people realize how humiliating it is for me that my failed “3-course meal” chewing gum experiment got turned into a sexual fetish? Why couldn’t you have gotten horny for everlasting gobstoppers or my cool ass flying elevator? Why do you hyper-fixate on my failures? Fuck you.
April 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Do you people realize how humiliating it is for me that my failed “3-course meal” chewing gum experiment got turned into a sexual fetish? Why couldn’t you have gotten horny for everlasting gobstoppers or my cool ass flying elevator? Why do you hyper-fixate on my failures? Fuck you.
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nevermind
i love my beautiful girlfriend
April 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
nevermind
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dark souls hint: can someone help me beat bed of chaos hes really hard
March 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
dark souls hint: can someone help me beat bed of chaos hes really hard
me: dad whats for dinner
my bald alcoholic chud father: what's for dinner? FORTNITE, BABY!!"
alien observing from his ufo staring at his friend: dude we shouldn't make contact with these guys they arent even green
my bald alcoholic chud father: what's for dinner? FORTNITE, BABY!!"
alien observing from his ufo staring at his friend: dude we shouldn't make contact with these guys they arent even green
March 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
me: dad whats for dinner
my bald alcoholic chud father: what's for dinner? FORTNITE, BABY!!"
alien observing from his ufo staring at his friend: dude we shouldn't make contact with these guys they arent even green
my bald alcoholic chud father: what's for dinner? FORTNITE, BABY!!"
alien observing from his ufo staring at his friend: dude we shouldn't make contact with these guys they arent even green
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what the qaditšu see before confrontation
January 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
what the qaditšu see before confrontation
i fell asleep after playing a fuckton of zelda wind waker randomizer last night and i had a nightmare that kinda looked like this
December 26, 2024 at 8:15 AM
i fell asleep after playing a fuckton of zelda wind waker randomizer last night and i had a nightmare that kinda looked like this
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wow, the video game "OFF" is receiving a remake. I cannot wait to stimulate my genitals for the purpose sexual pleasure
December 22, 2024 at 3:03 AM
wow, the video game "OFF" is receiving a remake. I cannot wait to stimulate my genitals for the purpose sexual pleasure
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December 18, 2024 at 1:41 PM
if whatsapp was in fear and hunger 2
karin:i NEED cock daan
o'saa:i NEED cock daan
olivia: help me find my sister
karin: dr kefer has 18 BILLION shillings, the population of earth...
marina: i NEED my books back
samarie: i NEED marinas cock daan
levi: i NEED heroin daan
karin:i NEED cock daan
o'saa:i NEED cock daan
olivia: help me find my sister
karin: dr kefer has 18 BILLION shillings, the population of earth...
marina: i NEED my books back
samarie: i NEED marinas cock daan
levi: i NEED heroin daan
December 18, 2024 at 6:44 AM
if whatsapp was in fear and hunger 2
karin:i NEED cock daan
o'saa:i NEED cock daan
olivia: help me find my sister
karin: dr kefer has 18 BILLION shillings, the population of earth...
marina: i NEED my books back
samarie: i NEED marinas cock daan
levi: i NEED heroin daan
karin:i NEED cock daan
o'saa:i NEED cock daan
olivia: help me find my sister
karin: dr kefer has 18 BILLION shillings, the population of earth...
marina: i NEED my books back
samarie: i NEED marinas cock daan
levi: i NEED heroin daan
was the guy from disco elysium a system or just gay
December 16, 2024 at 7:18 AM
was the guy from disco elysium a system or just gay
how i feel when my wife wont let me watch them pee
December 15, 2024 at 8:47 AM
how i feel when my wife wont let me watch them pee
if your sample size is two 100% of planes crashed into the twin towers
December 15, 2024 at 7:05 AM
if your sample size is two 100% of planes crashed into the twin towers
i love my beautiful girlfriend
December 13, 2024 at 6:13 PM
i love my beautiful girlfriend
awesome lesbian couple
the corpse
the corpse
December 12, 2024 at 7:15 PM
awesome lesbian couple
the corpse
the corpse
getting fired from lawyer because i accidentally shout objectum instead of objection
December 5, 2024 at 12:37 AM
getting fired from lawyer because i accidentally shout objectum instead of objection
me in heaven: what cloud the he/theys at
god: GET OUT!!!!
god: GET OUT!!!!
December 2, 2024 at 7:13 PM
me in heaven: what cloud the he/theys at
god: GET OUT!!!!
god: GET OUT!!!!