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salmonondave.bsky.social
An image is worth roughly a thousand thoughts and prayers.
"The image of the boy’s lifeless body lying on a Turkish beach shocked the world when it was published in September 2015" It was another expample of the West's inability to do anything about the people whose suffering make Western affluence possible. ¯\_( Q )_/¯
September 3, 2025 at 9:04 AM
salmonondave.bsky.social
You have the power.
Image of a padded He-Man costume supposedly being worn by a fellow with a bowl cut wig and a silver mylar inflatable Sword of Power. But it looks off to me, like it's poorly batch processed for some mega costume catalog. Hi!
August 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
salmonondave.bsky.social
quote post your current mood:
screen cap of two adjacent but possibly unrelated posts that compliment one another quite niley. 1: If you're hungry, they're hungry. Let them eat breakfast!" I don't know what that was in reference to but directly below is what is what maybe counts as a meme, Star Trek's TOS Kirk screaming while monster fur hands clasp his head followed by an image of the TOS Salt Vampire saying "Your pagh is strong" qoincidence or no?
August 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
salmonondave.bsky.social
For God so loved the world He gave his Big Mac to Adam. And lo, Adam said he was loving it.
God giving the spark of life to Adam on the Sistine Chapel ceiling except He's handing over a Big Mac. Poorly composited.
May 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
salmonondave.bsky.social
Use a GIF, image, or vid to describe your mood today
Nic Cage as H.I. McDunnough in Raising Arizona. He's posed for his jail mug sho, his right thumb tucked under his waistband while his left hand holds up a sign with his name and pertinents. I think this is from his first envcounter with Edwina. He's wearing a red shirt with garish flower patterns and his hair is glorious.
May 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
salmonondave.bsky.social
Post dog
May 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
salmonondave.bsky.social
I'm spreading unfounded rumors of my own but at least I'm not claiming to have the authority implied by stock photos and images of text.

Think critically before sharing inauthentic falsehoods or whatever.
I typed "snake oil ads" into a search and it yielded this image. THere's a dapper gent with lamchops and a full moustache, a string tie, and a baton which he uses to point at the bottle of snake oil he holds aloft in his left hand. THere's a lot of text and stuff on this but it's kind of irrelevant. What is relevant is that this looks like an approximation of a snake oil ad and not a genuine example of what I was looking for. Maybe I could find out if I visited the source of the image but I like the idea of a falsified snake oil ad. Source: The Neurocritic: January 2014 neurocritic.blogspot.com
May 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
salmonondave.bsky.social
Post a pic from about 10 years ago
A hasty cartoon image. A toddler wearing overalls and white sneakers with red stripes is holing up a strange red asterisk object and asking "What is it?" He's holding it up so a police can observe it. The police is a pig and the police says, "It's not a doughnut. I don't know what it is." Next to the toddler is a baby sitting kind of slumped over and looking out at the viewer in, i don't know, I want to say an expression of shared disappointment in the police. I did this in 2014 for my nephews. But it winds up super filthy.
May 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
salmonondave.bsky.social
quote post of what it’s like to date you

🎶I got it (I got it), I got it
I got your number on the wall🎶
Jack Packard, Canadadian Sex Symbol. Yep, Canadadian. Jack Packard looking dapper in pa pineapple pattern shirt and maybe a suede sport coat. I don't know clothes. Anyway, he's baring his upper teeth in a fetching come-hither expression of unbridled sexuality. His eyebrows are raised to Heaven while his glasses and nose jut forward like King Tut's strap-on beard. #JackPackard
May 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
salmonondave.bsky.social
Summarize your vibe with a Simpsons image.
Homer Simpson at the end of the Treehouse of Horror episode, the one where Homer gets Tron-ified into CGI space and then falls into a portal that drops him out, I dunno, is that Los Angeles? Anyway, he's a cartoon character lost in the world. But soon he happens upon some erotic cakes!
May 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
salmonondave.bsky.social
These are the three best friends of the average USA person:
A bleeding Amazon logo with arrows being shot at it and a weiird McDonald's logo where the letter "M" appears to be two streams of golden fluid emerging from a clown head fountain. https://www.newsweek.com/amazon-mcdonalds-artist-gives-iconic-logos-medieval-redesign-ilya-denisov-ilya-stallone-1765273 https://jp.pinterest.com/pin/455989530991533780/ "Mickey Mouse on American currency" [sic]
May 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
salmonondave.bsky.social
Yay!
Proof I gave the 69th uplike. Winning niicely.
April 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
salmonondave.bsky.social
🏆
Proof that I gave the 69th uplike. It could be faked. But I wouldn't give myself a trophy emoji for a falsified virtual 69.
April 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
salmonondave.bsky.social
Me: "I'm okay"

also me:
Gary Sinise and John Malkovich in "Of Mice and Men." Gary is looking serious and intense while Malkovich stands woodenly with his mouth pursed open and it's of its time. Meaning one supposes the contemporary purity police will find it an unfortunate portrayal of disability. I don't know that they would be wrong, I guess that's why I'm pointing it out. Anyway, Lenny is wearing filthy denimon denim on denim and Gary is sweating and wearing a leather or suede jacket. I don't recall what I'm responding to with this. I hope it's alright and that you and your loved ones are safe. The #Draculas are here and they have taken control of the Federal Government.
April 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
salmonondave.bsky.social
Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (best answer of all)
Will Arnett at a fancy picnic feast he's set up on the floor of a hotel hallway. He must be wearing shorts because his shins are exposed and he's wearing a blazer, I think, and holding up a fancy bottle of fancy champagne. From the movie The Brothers Solomon.
April 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
salmonondave.bsky.social
Calvin pissing. The intent of this is to indicate that this vulagar image be placed to that Calvin is pissing of the ide of the OP's proffer of "truck nuts on a lifted hearse." Specifially because someone somewhere has to have placed a pissing Calvin over their trans truck nuts (machines to not have gender, you freaks!).
April 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
salmonondave.bsky.social
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A cardboard cutout of a large cute dog labeled: “Liberalismo.” The nose is an actual dog nose, and the 4th panel shows a Chihuahua labeled “Fascismo” is behind the cutout
March 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
salmonondave.bsky.social
"Draw a video game character within a minute or less" Challenge:
I promised Dig-Dug but Sinistar is more my mood right now. So, like, I mixed up some pigment because I couldn't find the stylus to my drawing tablet, but then I figured maybe just draw it on a dry erase board on the fridge. SO I retrieved those markers and there was the stylus in there with them. THis is a pic of Sinistar I drew in under 60 seconds using dry erase stuff. I think it's darned charming.
March 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
salmonondave.bsky.social
Remember when he used to #fire people for being...

I never watched that show. I don't know anyone who has ever spoken to me about watching that show.

But I remember when I first heard from a McCain supporter that Obama was a #celebrity #politician.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
An image advertising Ronald Reagan's starring role in "Bedtime for Bonzo." This image looks modern, it has that Ted Turner colorized look to it and I don't know who made it or generated it. But I can testify that I have seen Ronald Reagan in this movie. Fuck you.
March 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
salmonondave.bsky.social
Cast yourself as a villain.

@realgdt.bsky.social
Peter-Weller-As-Lionel-Lassiter-in-Guillermo-del-Toros-Cabinet-of-Curiosities-The-Viewing.jpg
March 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
salmonondave.bsky.social
Niice.
An image intended to prove I was the 69th uplike. Noice!
March 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
salmonondave.bsky.social
One trash day I found a really nice thing out there. I thought it was because I had re-devoted myself to Jesus Christ but later I realized that some poor people had been evicted.
Blue satin jacket with a nice bronze/gold dragon patch and what appears to me to be Japanese writing along the right hand side. Found in the trash after someone was evicted. Really nice.
March 19, 2025 at 11:19 AM
salmonondave.bsky.social
What would Jesus think about race replacement buses?
March 7, 2025 at 11:51 AM
salmonondave.bsky.social
Whassapp?!?! the 2000 election was stolen by the Clinton and Cheney with the help of the Supreme Court. And we are fucked.
March 6, 2025 at 6:33 AM
salmonondave.bsky.social
666
March 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM