SalmonEars
@salmonears.bsky.social
25 She/her
The farm welcomes you.
The farm welcomes you.
Salting my eyes and taking my nose for a run
December 22, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Salting my eyes and taking my nose for a run
I love crushing morsels with my mouth rocks
December 14, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I love crushing morsels with my mouth rocks
Entertaining the woman in my vents with sultry melodies
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Entertaining the woman in my vents with sultry melodies
“Good morning sweetie! I made you breakfast!” And it’s my severed arm
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 AM
“Good morning sweetie! I made you breakfast!” And it’s my severed arm
There is treasure in my liver, come take it.
October 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
There is treasure in my liver, come take it.
Oxidized uranium is being injected into my bloodstream. Please do not interrupt the process.
August 25, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Oxidized uranium is being injected into my bloodstream. Please do not interrupt the process.
Actively bathing in mayonnaise
February 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Actively bathing in mayonnaise
I’m gonna send so many rats to your home
February 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I’m gonna send so many rats to your home
Can I please sleep in your chest cavity?
January 30, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Can I please sleep in your chest cavity?
Prepare to be consumed
January 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Prepare to be consumed
Gonna tie our livers together with a fishing line so we can communicate through them
January 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Gonna tie our livers together with a fishing line so we can communicate through them
God spinal fluid is so tasty, can I have some of yours please?
January 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
God spinal fluid is so tasty, can I have some of yours please?
I am going to explode and there’s nothing you can do to stop me
January 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I am going to explode and there’s nothing you can do to stop me
My brain is screaming, I didn’t know it had a mouth
January 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My brain is screaming, I didn’t know it had a mouth
Actively devouring my own heart
January 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Actively devouring my own heart
I think it’s safe to say I’m in love with this song @jupiluxe.bsky.social
December 4, 2024 at 6:53 PM
I think it’s safe to say I’m in love with this song @jupiluxe.bsky.social
The world is rotting and it’s because of my presence. You cannot stop it
December 3, 2024 at 11:25 PM
The world is rotting and it’s because of my presence. You cannot stop it
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Need a bad bitch to play with my hair during bed time😔
November 23, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Need a bad bitch to play with my hair during bed time😔
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Please let me wear your skin as a coat I’m begging
November 10, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Please let me wear your skin as a coat I’m begging
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I yearn for wife
November 8, 2024 at 6:45 PM
I yearn for wife
Hop on in, it’s getting cold! *pries open ribcage*
November 7, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Hop on in, it’s getting cold! *pries open ribcage*
I need god to eat me out
October 31, 2024 at 8:37 AM
I need god to eat me out