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Salvatore Mascali
@salmascali.bsky.social
March 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
January 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Elon Musk is the worst possible person to be a Nazi, because he loves trains and can easily count to six million. #elonnazi
January 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
December 11, 2024 at 12:00 AM
I don’t know about you, but every year my #spotifywrapped is the worst playlist ever.
December 6, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Dear @cnn.com. The man was 50 years old. What the hell does this have to do with anything?
December 4, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Reminder: EGOT isn’t an actual thing. It was a joke made up for an episode of 30 Rock
December 3, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I had to start working out because my wife’s friends keep asking her is she married me for my money.
November 25, 2024 at 8:21 PM
The weather channel just asked me to sign up for premium so I can see next week’s forecast.
November 24, 2024 at 7:41 PM
I’m new in town. What’s something fun the locals do?
November 22, 2024 at 8:07 PM