David Sallge
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Ekelhalft lösungsorientierter IT-Begeisterter. Pro Klima, Wärmepumpe, E-Mobilität, Photovoltaik und Anti AfD, Querdenker, Impfgegner.
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"Vegane Wurst" sei irreführend, aber "hocheffiziente Verbrenner" erfinden.
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
"Vegane Wurst" sei irreführend, aber "hocheffiziente Verbrenner" erfinden.
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Touché! Dieser Kommentar zum Denkmal von Walter Lübcke vor der CDU-Zentrale trifft es genau.
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Walter-Lübcke-Denkmal in Berlin: Ein ungewollter Schutzpatron für die CDU
Das Zentrum für Politische Schönheit stellt ein Walter-Lübcke-Denkmal vor die CDU-Zentrale. Deren Empörung offenbart fehlende Abgrenzung von Rechten.
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December 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Touché! Dieser Kommentar zum Denkmal von Walter Lübcke vor der CDU-Zentrale trifft es genau.
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taz.de/Walter-Luebc...
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Im Binnenflugverkehr? In F verboten, bei uns steuerlich begünstigt?!? Dieser Regierung ist nicht zu helfen!!Leider sind es auch unsere Kinder u Enkel, deren Zukunft hier versenkt wird und es sind unsere Steuergelder, die derart missbraucht werden. Ich hasse alles daran. Schlechteste Regierung ever!
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Im Binnenflugverkehr? In F verboten, bei uns steuerlich begünstigt?!? Dieser Regierung ist nicht zu helfen!!Leider sind es auch unsere Kinder u Enkel, deren Zukunft hier versenkt wird und es sind unsere Steuergelder, die derart missbraucht werden. Ich hasse alles daran. Schlechteste Regierung ever!
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The witch took her hands off the patient's body.
"First of all," she said with absolute conviction, "there's nothing wrong with you."
"The doctor-"
"Said you must be either man or woman?"
"That it's black or white, no grey."
"Nonsense. Every colour in the rainbow is between black and white."
"First of all," she said with absolute conviction, "there's nothing wrong with you."
"The doctor-"
"Said you must be either man or woman?"
"That it's black or white, no grey."
"Nonsense. Every colour in the rainbow is between black and white."
October 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The witch took her hands off the patient's body.
"First of all," she said with absolute conviction, "there's nothing wrong with you."
"The doctor-"
"Said you must be either man or woman?"
"That it's black or white, no grey."
"Nonsense. Every colour in the rainbow is between black and white."
"First of all," she said with absolute conviction, "there's nothing wrong with you."
"The doctor-"
"Said you must be either man or woman?"
"That it's black or white, no grey."
"Nonsense. Every colour in the rainbow is between black and white."
So macht man Werbung 😁
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
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October 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
So macht man Werbung 😁
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Geisterhäuser sind was für AnfängerInnen.
Wenn ich mich zu Halloween gruseln will, gehe ich in die AfD-Parteizentrale.
Wenn ich mich zu Halloween gruseln will, gehe ich in die AfD-Parteizentrale.
October 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Geisterhäuser sind was für AnfängerInnen.
Wenn ich mich zu Halloween gruseln will, gehe ich in die AfD-Parteizentrale.
Wenn ich mich zu Halloween gruseln will, gehe ich in die AfD-Parteizentrale.
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Ausnahmsweise ein Spaß für kleine Geräte.
October 16, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Ausnahmsweise ein Spaß für kleine Geräte.
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![4-panel comic. (1) [person finds bottle on shore] (2) [person reads message from inside bottle: ICMP ECHO REQUEST...] (3) [person writes on message ICMP ECHO REPLY...] (4) [person puts bottle back in water and leaves]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidlkffoohblwqhnyqcrzhctq66wwo6fxohozryphbdmeeimwgoyke@jpeg)
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"Also, ich sehe Schwarz!"
* Ich nachts unter der Bettdecke.
* Ich nachts unter der Bettdecke.
„Ich glaub, mein Schwein pfeift!“
*Ich als Bauer
*Ich als Bauer
"Da komme ich ganz schön ins Schwitzen."
*Ich in der Sauna
*Ich in der Sauna
September 23, 2025 at 8:21 AM
"Also, ich sehe Schwarz!"
* Ich nachts unter der Bettdecke.
* Ich nachts unter der Bettdecke.
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Two knights arrived at the dragon's lair from different directions.
"Stand aside!" the first said. "I will gain the byname Dragonslayer!"
"Very well," the second said. "Should you win, I will be known as the man who killed the Dragonslayer."
"What?"
"She's my friend."
"Stand aside!" the first said. "I will gain the byname Dragonslayer!"
"Very well," the second said. "Should you win, I will be known as the man who killed the Dragonslayer."
"What?"
"She's my friend."
February 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Two knights arrived at the dragon's lair from different directions.
"Stand aside!" the first said. "I will gain the byname Dragonslayer!"
"Very well," the second said. "Should you win, I will be known as the man who killed the Dragonslayer."
"What?"
"She's my friend."
"Stand aside!" the first said. "I will gain the byname Dragonslayer!"
"Very well," the second said. "Should you win, I will be known as the man who killed the Dragonslayer."
"What?"
"She's my friend."
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When I gathered the courage to tell my mother that I was her daughter, not her son, she simply said:
"I have suspected so, ever since you were born."
"Why?"
"I was cursed when expecting you. A demon would take my firstborn son."
"And?"
"It came, looked at you and said 'Nah'."
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"I have suspected so, ever since you were born."
"Why?"
"I was cursed when expecting you. A demon would take my firstborn son."
"And?"
"It came, looked at you and said 'Nah'."
#CrossRepost
February 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
When I gathered the courage to tell my mother that I was her daughter, not her son, she simply said:
"I have suspected so, ever since you were born."
"Why?"
"I was cursed when expecting you. A demon would take my firstborn son."
"And?"
"It came, looked at you and said 'Nah'."
#CrossRepost
"I have suspected so, ever since you were born."
"Why?"
"I was cursed when expecting you. A demon would take my firstborn son."
"And?"
"It came, looked at you and said 'Nah'."
#CrossRepost
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** Oh, this is a lovely story! **
The knight stood, triumphant, over the prostrate dragon. He raised his sword high above his head and-
"I wouldn't if i were you"
The voice was in his head. Confused, he glanced around. A black cat was cleaning a paw, casually nearby.
He raised the sword again.
"Are you REALLY, really sure?" /1
"I wouldn't if i were you"
The voice was in his head. Confused, he glanced around. A black cat was cleaning a paw, casually nearby.
He raised the sword again.
"Are you REALLY, really sure?" /1
September 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
** Oh, this is a lovely story! **
Went Bielefeld aus drei Ortsteilen bestehen würde, hieße es Trielefeld.
September 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Went Bielefeld aus drei Ortsteilen bestehen würde, hieße es Trielefeld.
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My videos are proudly made without the use of artificial sweeteners, flavors, dyes, or intelligence.
September 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
My videos are proudly made without the use of artificial sweeteners, flavors, dyes, or intelligence.
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Habeck zieht sich aus dem Bundestag zurück - und spricht die ganze Show und die ganzen Inszenierungen unserer Politik an: Den bedeutungslosen Kulturkampf - der bringt Klicks, Auflage und Schlagzeilen - löst aber keine Probleme.
August 28, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Habeck zieht sich aus dem Bundestag zurück - und spricht die ganze Show und die ganzen Inszenierungen unserer Politik an: Den bedeutungslosen Kulturkampf - der bringt Klicks, Auflage und Schlagzeilen - löst aber keine Probleme.
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We tried to climb Monaco's highest point using only elevators!
Surprise collab: it's a race between The Tim Traveller and me!
Surprise collab: it's a race between The Tim Traveller and me!
We Tried To Climb Monaco's Highest Point Using Only Elevators
(...or lifts, if you're British.)
Matt's channel - https://www.youtube.com/@MattGrayYES
Matt tries to fly a satellite - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i1Xz-xiYSU
INSTA - https://www.instagram.com/the.tim.traveller
TWIT - https://twitter.com/TheTimTraveller
FACE - https://www.facebook.com/TheTimTraveller/
Official PDF Map of Monaco's Elevators & Escalators - https://monservicepublic.gouv.mc/en/themes/transport-and-mobility/access-traffic-and-parking/getting-around/how-to-get-about-on-foot-in-the-principality
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August 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
We tried to climb Monaco's highest point using only elevators!
Surprise collab: it's a race between The Tim Traveller and me!
Surprise collab: it's a race between The Tim Traveller and me!
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Photovoltaik und Windkraft hätte die neue „Autobahn“ sein können: Deutschland hätte mit staatlichen Investitionen Weltmarktführer in erneuerbaren Energien werden können, die Konserven hätten was, um „Wir sind wieder wer!“ zu krakeelen und alle anderen hätten billige und saubere Energie.
August 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Photovoltaik und Windkraft hätte die neue „Autobahn“ sein können: Deutschland hätte mit staatlichen Investitionen Weltmarktführer in erneuerbaren Energien werden können, die Konserven hätten was, um „Wir sind wieder wer!“ zu krakeelen und alle anderen hätten billige und saubere Energie.