SalimValko
salimvalko.bsky.social
SalimValko
@salimvalko.bsky.social
Nerd, Father, and Nerd,
Forgot to post these last week, I Def-eat-ed my Birthday Mimicake
May 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Anyone up for bashing my skull in with a 2x4? Preferably with rusty nails please?
March 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
What the Actual Fuck Aspen Terrace? Just straight changing our contract after we sign it? Fuck that shit, fix your god damn website, I ain't paying a month to month fee. This is fucking horse shit. Wake me up cause you screwed up? Nah.
February 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Fucking end me already, instead of delivering faulty pallets could I, maybe, I dunno just have the whole ass truck run me over? Maybe I'll get isekai'd, maybe I'll have a broken leg, either way I won't be here.
January 23, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Rate my Karaoke setup lol.
May 10, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Little dude had his phone playing Lost Woods for half the night, Good Times, Good Haul!
November 1, 2023 at 9:45 AM
Scare-oke!
October 27, 2023 at 4:20 AM
Spoopy Karaoke prep for Hallows Eve, full Costumes Later!
October 27, 2023 at 3:09 AM
I get I selected non emergency, but wow, 10+ minutes on hold with the security company - So Far -, but like... Is everyone getting robbed, or on fire, or something, all at once?,
Other thought, What's worse,
Shitty music selection,
or constant "Please Hold! Your Call Is Important To Us!" Updates?
October 18, 2023 at 7:37 AM