Lord Salfordlad67
@salfordlad67.bsky.social
Born and Bred in Salford but now living on the dark side in Droylsden. Also known as Lord Phil.
@djgarybaldy.bsky.social Happy birthday 🎂
December 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
@djgarybaldy.bsky.social Happy birthday 🎂
I went train spotting once.
It was really easy, they are absolutely massive and make loads of noise.
It was really easy, they are absolutely massive and make loads of noise.
December 21, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I went train spotting once.
It was really easy, they are absolutely massive and make loads of noise.
It was really easy, they are absolutely massive and make loads of noise.
Reminder - it’s only 8 arson days till Christmas.
December 18, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Reminder - it’s only 8 arson days till Christmas.
I've got the wife a matching belt and bag for Christmas…
We'll have that vacuum working again in no time!
We'll have that vacuum working again in no time!
December 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I've got the wife a matching belt and bag for Christmas…
We'll have that vacuum working again in no time!
We'll have that vacuum working again in no time!
Noddy Holder was caught eating in class.
His teacher let out a roar, "Holder, what are you eating?"
He shouted back, "IT'S CRISPS MISS!"
His teacher let out a roar, "Holder, what are you eating?"
He shouted back, "IT'S CRISPS MISS!"
December 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Noddy Holder was caught eating in class.
His teacher let out a roar, "Holder, what are you eating?"
He shouted back, "IT'S CRISPS MISS!"
His teacher let out a roar, "Holder, what are you eating?"
He shouted back, "IT'S CRISPS MISS!"
Did you know that bum sex is still illegal in Iceland?
Not sure if it's the same in Farmfoods so be careful!
Not sure if it's the same in Farmfoods so be careful!
December 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Did you know that bum sex is still illegal in Iceland?
Not sure if it's the same in Farmfoods so be careful!
Not sure if it's the same in Farmfoods so be careful!
I'm in a band called 'Dyslexia'.
We've just released our greatest shit album!
We've just released our greatest shit album!
December 12, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I'm in a band called 'Dyslexia'.
We've just released our greatest shit album!
We've just released our greatest shit album!
A lorry decorated in Christmas lights carrying French sauce has just driven past me so you know what that means.
Hollandaise are coming
Hollandaise are coming...
Hollandaise are coming
Hollandaise are coming...
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
A lorry decorated in Christmas lights carrying French sauce has just driven past me so you know what that means.
Hollandaise are coming
Hollandaise are coming...
Hollandaise are coming
Hollandaise are coming...
BREAKING. Aladdin has been banned from the magic carpet race...
Apparently he's been using performance enhancing rugs!
Apparently he's been using performance enhancing rugs!
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
BREAKING. Aladdin has been banned from the magic carpet race...
Apparently he's been using performance enhancing rugs!
Apparently he's been using performance enhancing rugs!
I turned down a job where I would be paid in vegetables.
The celery was unacceptable.
The celery was unacceptable.
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I turned down a job where I would be paid in vegetables.
The celery was unacceptable.
The celery was unacceptable.
I once had a chat with Elvis about certain supermarkets. Waitrose, Co-op, Sainsbury's, Morrisons, Tesco, Asda and Aldi...
It was a Lidl-less Conversation...
It was a Lidl-less Conversation...
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I once had a chat with Elvis about certain supermarkets. Waitrose, Co-op, Sainsbury's, Morrisons, Tesco, Asda and Aldi...
It was a Lidl-less Conversation...
It was a Lidl-less Conversation...
I'm in a band called Arse…
We're an Elbow tribute band; nobody can tell us apart!
We're an Elbow tribute band; nobody can tell us apart!
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I'm in a band called Arse…
We're an Elbow tribute band; nobody can tell us apart!
We're an Elbow tribute band; nobody can tell us apart!
If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, she:
(a) Has intimacy issues
(b) Is frigid
(c) Needs to sit somewhere else on the bus!
(a) Has intimacy issues
(b) Is frigid
(c) Needs to sit somewhere else on the bus!
November 20, 2025 at 10:54 AM
If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, she:
(a) Has intimacy issues
(b) Is frigid
(c) Needs to sit somewhere else on the bus!
(a) Has intimacy issues
(b) Is frigid
(c) Needs to sit somewhere else on the bus!
A Birdseye View of Britain.
November 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
A Birdseye View of Britain.
I just found out that "Aaargh!" Isn't a real word.
I cannot express how angry I am.
I cannot express how angry I am.
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I just found out that "Aaargh!" Isn't a real word.
I cannot express how angry I am.
I cannot express how angry I am.
How do you console an English
teacher?
There, their, they're.
teacher?
There, their, they're.
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
How do you console an English
teacher?
There, their, they're.
teacher?
There, their, they're.
TAMPAX have announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel............This is for the Christmas period only.
😂🤣😂🤣
😂🤣😂🤣
November 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
TAMPAX have announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel............This is for the Christmas period only.
😂🤣😂🤣
😂🤣😂🤣
Absolutely gutted!
Kajagoogoo tickets just gone on sale for £60, but I’ve only got £58. 😭
Kajagoogoo tickets just gone on sale for £60, but I’ve only got £58. 😭
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Absolutely gutted!
Kajagoogoo tickets just gone on sale for £60, but I’ve only got £58. 😭
Kajagoogoo tickets just gone on sale for £60, but I’ve only got £58. 😭
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants...
It's called feefiphobia!
It's called feefiphobia!
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants...
It's called feefiphobia!
It's called feefiphobia!
