✨Sam✨
@salemcryptghost.bsky.social
A broke ass bitch with a wanderlust soul || Book nerd || Lover of all things spooky || Music enthusiast || Small bean || 50% anxiety, 50% coffee
Forgetting who you’re emailing because you’re tired and at the end of your shift and accidentally sending emojis to consultants 🙈
June 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Forgetting who you’re emailing because you’re tired and at the end of your shift and accidentally sending emojis to consultants 🙈
Just had to make a cup of tea with a fork. If that’s not a metafor for life rn idk what is
March 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Just had to make a cup of tea with a fork. If that’s not a metafor for life rn idk what is
It is too damn early on a Sunday morning for Alex Gaskarth to be tempting me to make bad financial decisions like this 😤
March 16, 2025 at 10:00 AM
It is too damn early on a Sunday morning for Alex Gaskarth to be tempting me to make bad financial decisions like this 😤
To nobody’s surprise, I mathed wrong 🙃🙈
March 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
To nobody’s surprise, I mathed wrong 🙃🙈
I really can’t with all these sarcastic fuckers before 9:00am
February 26, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I really can’t with all these sarcastic fuckers before 9:00am
I cannot WAIT for this book!!
February 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I cannot WAIT for this book!!
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the christmas prince looking for meaning in his life ➡️ the st patricks day prince about to help him find the pot of gold at the end of his rainbow
y’all didn’t seriously think i’d only have bad puns for christmas did you
y’all didn’t seriously think i’d only have bad puns for christmas did you
February 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
the christmas prince looking for meaning in his life ➡️ the st patricks day prince about to help him find the pot of gold at the end of his rainbow
y’all didn’t seriously think i’d only have bad puns for christmas did you
y’all didn’t seriously think i’d only have bad puns for christmas did you
Why do supermarkets feel the need to randomly move everything around for no discernible reason? I don’t want to spend 20 minutes looking for milk when it was RIGHT THERE yesterday 😤
February 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Why do supermarkets feel the need to randomly move everything around for no discernible reason? I don’t want to spend 20 minutes looking for milk when it was RIGHT THERE yesterday 😤
Okay but where do I get me one of these irl?
February 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Okay but where do I get me one of these irl?
Over caffeinated to the point of heart palpitations but still feeling tired 💀🫨
January 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Over caffeinated to the point of heart palpitations but still feeling tired 💀🫨
I think I deserve compensation for the shit I’ve put up with this week. Or at the very least a medal for not murdering anyone or crying.
January 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I think I deserve compensation for the shit I’ve put up with this week. Or at the very least a medal for not murdering anyone or crying.
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Tom Holland reveals why he won’t walk the red carpet with Zendaya at her film premieres
Tom Holland reveals why he won't walk red carpet with Zendaya at her film premieres
Tom Holland has revealed why he won’t walk the red carpet with his partner Zendaya at her film premieres, and his answer is simply adorable.
www.thepinknews.com
January 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Tom Holland reveals why he won’t walk the red carpet with Zendaya at her film premieres
We need to find a way to make boys from books real
January 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
We need to find a way to make boys from books real
Are there any postal/delivery services that aren’t completely incompetent?
December 27, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Are there any postal/delivery services that aren’t completely incompetent?
So the Kraven movie is just one massive bisexual crisis in case anyone was wondering
December 22, 2024 at 11:12 PM
So the Kraven movie is just one massive bisexual crisis in case anyone was wondering
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December 15, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Sausage dogs in Christmas jumpers>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
December 15, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Sausage dogs in Christmas jumpers>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Can this mercury retrograde just be over already please? I am so tired of it’s shit 😭
December 14, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Can this mercury retrograde just be over already please? I am so tired of it’s shit 😭