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salamencefury.bsky.social
Stinky Catboy (Dragon flavored)
@salamencefury.bsky.social
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Sal - 31 - He/They/It - POC - Amateur artist, dragon lover and streamer! 🇧🇷 (ENG/PT-BR)
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Commissions: https://salamencefury.carrd.co
Twitch: https://twitch.tv/salamencefury
Art tag: #art OR #myart
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HOW THE FUCK IS GORDON FREEMAN YOUNGER THAN I AM RIGHT NOW??? IVE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH COLLEGE FOR 8 YEARS WHILE THIS DUDE CASUALLY HAS A PHD AT 27???
A screenshot of Half-Life 1 that introduces the player to their character. The text says: "SUBJECT: Gordon Freeman Male, Age 27"
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Made a new OC for my askblog, so ya'll can see her early! Her name is Crystal, and she's a medic from the same Ranger unit as the other protagonists, but belongs to a different team! She is an Alolan Ninetales with some Zoroark genes!

#ocsky #alolanninetales #pokemonhybrid #zoroark #anthro #furry
A reference picture of an anthro, chubby Alolan Ninetales. Her name is Crystal, and her main color is a light blue, with sock patterns in her limbs in an off-white color. Her belly and tips of her hair and tails are also in the same off-white color. Her hair is quite long, with it being longer on the right side, reaching the middle of her chest, while the left side stops at her neck, and she also wears a ponytail. She wears a dark blue, shiny, Zoroark-like bead tying her ponytail, and a bigger one in the same color also tying her four tails together. She also has a Fairy Feather on her hair to the left of her left ear. To the right of her head, a box shows her two main accessories: a saturated blue armband with a golden medical cross on it, and her unit's symbol to its right (a red rectangular patch with a GS Ball inside of it), and her medical bag, which is a very light brown with the same golden medical cross. The background is a very light blue with a white spray pattern on it resembling snow.
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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How to piss off every Battlefield 6 in sight (they know you are right and cannot argue)

#battlefield6 #callofduty #blackops7
The second version of the old known "Trollbait" comic. In the first panel, a dude comes along yelling "Hey, Battlefield 6 players!", with the second panel being of several people looking at him confused. The third panel has the man make a trollface-like expression, while saying "The bullets in Black Ops 7 actually kill people", referencing the fact Battlefield 6 has extremely poor hit detection compared to its Call of Duty rival. The fourth panel has the entire crowd make grotesque and angry, exaggerated faces in a fit of rage while chasing the ragebaiter, who just runs away with a shit-eating grin on his face.
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Every single conservative dipshit (yes, liberals are conservatives) are pissed at this.

LOL L BOZO UNINSTALL YOU'RE ASS
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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"Haha, you're so funny man! Anyway, your ass is getting popped, get the fuck out of my Youtube channel."
November 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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I'm single-handedly going to get this shotgun nerfed 😭
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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This shotgun MIGHT be a little too strong... Don't nerf it.
A picture of a post-match combat record on Black Ops 7 Multiplayer indicating the player (me) had 79 eliminations and 31 deaths, with the deadliest weapon being a rotating drum shotgun (Echo 12) with 53 eliminations and 55% accuracy
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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3 months later, this is how you're gonna be looking in court 😭
A screenshot of The Incredibles on the scene where Mr. Incredible is in court with all the victims of the train he stopped from derailing. All of the train victims are wearing neck braces and have angry expressions, while Mr. Incredible looks down and to the left in an uncomfortable manner.
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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You can play the standard playlist, which does have SBMM.
A screenshot of the playlist selection in Black Ops 7 Multiplayer, which has an highlight on the description of the "Standard Moshpit" playlist, indicating skill is an important factor on this playlist (meaning it has SBMM).
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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If you respond to the question "what's your most leftist opinion" with "no one should have a gun", I have two things to tell you:

1. That's not a leftist opinion
2. You now have to deal with this very angry grandpa who knows a thing or two about actual leftism
A meme of Karl Marx with glowing red eyes and a pistol on his hand pointing at the viewer menacingly, while the text around him, which includes him quoting himself, says "What part of 'Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered: any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary' do you not understand, LIBERAL?"
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Behold: a "professional" Call of Duty League player getting completely exposed the moment aim assist gets hit with the nerf bat

#blackops7 #callofduty
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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remember the facebook friend of someone on Tumblr 11 years ago predicted this
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Those scam accounts are trying their hardest huh
A screenshot of a bluesky conversation between me and an attempted scammer who tried to impersonate the Bluesky Security team. I replied with "suck my balls"
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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This post I saw on Tumblr while looking for "Gabecube" is fucking frying me

Whoever this guy's friend is, Apollo literally nailed him in the dome with a dodgeball

#steamhardware #steammachine #gabecube
A tumblr post from 11 years ago from ministig1-blog-blog. The picture is a crudely edited Gamecube official picture, with the name altered to "Nintendo Gabecube" and various pictures of Gabe Newell on the sides and top of the console. The caption below reads "My friend sent me this over Facebook. I'm beginning to question the level of our friendship right now"
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I humbly offer my Lucario girl, Iris (who has a dragon boyfriend)
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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OH YEAH AND I HAVE THE ANTHRO VERSION OF THE DRAGON HERE
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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the redditors seem to have made their way to Lemmy to deny my ADHD diagnosis because I'm apparently just "trivializing a disease by making it trendy"

my man do you want my Ritalin receipts
A comment chain on Lemmy, with the top post being from me, claiming a comic I found there is very relatable due to my ADHD, with the second comment being someone being seemingly upset about me relating to it and complaining about how I'm an american making ADHD to be a trendyh thing, and the third comment is me clarifying that I'm not American and that I was diagnosed with ADHD at eight.
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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The good thing about PEAK is that it will humble you VERY quickly if you try to be too adventurous LMAO
A crudely drawn picture of an nondescript man banging one of his fists on the desk wheezing uncontrollably with a "painful laughter" expression, with the word "WHEEZE" written right behind and above him
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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This seems totally legit, guys
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Engine, 20 minutes later: "Why do I feel like I'm sitting in a volcano- AAAAAAAAA"
November 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Like, I'm pretty sure the Take-Two CEO would be in THIS position, except he is NOT a one-man army assassin dude, he's cannon fodder.
The poster for John Wick 2, where John Wick (played by Keanu Reeves) is standing in the middle of the shot, with various scratches on his forehead, looking with determination at the camera, all the while dozens of disembodied hands surrounding him point pistols at his head from all directions, making it look like he has a halo in a possible visual pun of the fact he is an Angel of Death to his opponents.
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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and people wonder why Valve and many other gaming companies just. sit there and do their thing.

Those big name game producers are trying way too hard.
A screenshot of a 4chan post, with the picture of the post being Gabe Newell sitting on the Valve offices in front of the real life TF2 Sentry Gun model. The post reads: ">does nothing >competition just keeps shooting themselves on the foot What is this business strategy called?"
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Anyway did ya'll know that in 1912 when the Titanic sank the media was literally casting Vicious Mockery on its corpse with no mercy whatsoever

#titanic #vintagenews
A tweet from Copper Lund where he says "They were roasting the shit out of the Titanic in the newspaper right after it sank man. This is not a new development, or a chance to stroke your chin about the dangers of social media." A series of tweets with various newspaper headlines from 1912 roasting the Titanic for sinking. The first one, from The Evening Star, Washington DC, April 18, 1912, says "The adjective "unsinkable", like the word "fireproof", will be accepted here only in an approximate sense." The second headline, from The Butte Inter-Mountain, Montana, April 22, 1912, reads "At all, the events the scientists seem to agree that icebergs in the path of ocean liners are not conducive to safety". The third headline, from The Chicago Tribune, Illinois, April 23, 1912, has a title saying "In the Steamship Office..." with the text being: "Patron: What can you give me for next Wedsneday's sailing?" "Agent: How about No. 8 on the promenade, deck, starboard, suit you? private dining room, private bath, brass bed, real windows with lace curtains-" "Patron: Never mind that! What kind of seat can you give me in the lifeboat?" Continuing with the series of headlines mocking the Titanic for sinking, the next one is from the Topeka Daily Capital, Kansas, April 24, 1912, and reads "If you own a life boat right now is a good time to sell it. There is a big demand for life boats and prices have gone up." The next one is from the Jewell County Republican, Kansas, July 5, 1912, and reads "One of the beauties of aviating is that there are no icebergs floating in the sky." The last headline is from The Baltimore Sun, Maryland, May 1, 1912, and says "If the people on the Titanic had known what the poets were going to do to them maybe some of them would not have cared to survive." A crop of a headline from an unknown newspaper from 1912 saying "It was kind of the Titanic to provide a ball room for the mermaids".
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Here's the anthro reference of Sa'al! He now has a full name!

#dragon #anthro #scalie #westerndragon #truesona #myart
A reference picture of an anthro western dragon, named Sa'al Ki'im Gome'sh, he is a somewhat striking blue color with darker freckles on his thighs, tail, hips, upper arms, lower neck, and lower wings. He has aquatic frills on the sides of his head with spines the color of his body, with light orange membranes. His horns, wing membranes, throat marking, the spines along his back and tail alongside a v-shaped fin on the tip of his tail are the same color. He also has a light grey belly with a slight pudge and v-shaped cross sections on it, alongside two parallel divisions that run from the top of his chest to the bottom. He has one hand on his hip while the other holds a non-descriptive smartphone while he makes a peace sign with that same hand. Several other panels depict his arm accessories, back, and a mole on the left side of his cheek. The background is a low value blue crossed diagonally by darker blue scale patterns that run from the bottom left corner of the picture to the top right corner.
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Absolute Batman doing the "Absolute cinema" pose with that same caption in front of his stomach
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM