lab tech to the stars
@saladcookies.bsky.social
haruspex he/him
Cover art is by Lightcrush
buttondown.com/saladcookies
Cover art is by Lightcrush
buttondown.com/saladcookies
Lmao already on a block list I subscribe to
October 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Lmao already on a block list I subscribe to
Idk y'all I get that the machines are doing a bioterrorism but also like. Have more than 22 doctors in a single city?????
October 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Idk y'all I get that the machines are doing a bioterrorism but also like. Have more than 22 doctors in a single city?????
Smh Holtzman's going to revoke Norma's H1B
September 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Smh Holtzman's going to revoke Norma's H1B
Student journalism is the lifeblood of this nation (I'm becoming an MDaily stan this year I think)
September 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Student journalism is the lifeblood of this nation (I'm becoming an MDaily stan this year I think)
(For the uninitiated)
September 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
(For the uninitiated)
Once again I'm being forced to deal with someone who has absolutely 0 regard for proper safety precautions
September 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Once again I'm being forced to deal with someone who has absolutely 0 regard for proper safety precautions
Tyler... for me? You shouldn't have
September 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Tyler... for me? You shouldn't have
Well fuck man
September 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Well fuck man
@colincarlson.bsky.social I want you to know you're responsible for this
August 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
@colincarlson.bsky.social I want you to know you're responsible for this
Incredible post to immediately follow yours lol (I RT'd it)
August 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Incredible post to immediately follow yours lol (I RT'd it)
Hey @isabelott.bsky.social is this a giant fuck-off mosquito or a different weird bug that found its way inside somehow?
July 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Hey @isabelott.bsky.social is this a giant fuck-off mosquito or a different weird bug that found its way inside somehow?
This took me 30 seconds, imagine how much worse I could make it given sufficient time
July 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This took me 30 seconds, imagine how much worse I could make it given sufficient time
Time to whip out the ol Otto Warburg biography quote & cry again I guess
June 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Time to whip out the ol Otto Warburg biography quote & cry again I guess
This dude fell out of my lab coat this morning. What dark experiments was he running....
May 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This dude fell out of my lab coat this morning. What dark experiments was he running....
My friend got this sticker and it made me think of @aptshadow.bsky.social
May 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My friend got this sticker and it made me think of @aptshadow.bsky.social
I'm upgrading my Blue Prince notebook to this one I got at ERS and I feel like I'm making a very dramatic political statement I don't fully understand the implications of
(This is for real Prince-heads only)
(This is for real Prince-heads only)
April 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I'm upgrading my Blue Prince notebook to this one I got at ERS and I feel like I'm making a very dramatic political statement I don't fully understand the implications of
(This is for real Prince-heads only)
(This is for real Prince-heads only)
Popping tf off
March 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Popping tf off
Back to the blister mines
March 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Back to the blister mines
I don't have a problem you have a problem
February 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I don't have a problem you have a problem
Burt's all revved up over this
February 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Burt's all revved up over this
Arches went crazy
February 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Arches went crazy
Insane label from bluesky on this
February 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Insane label from bluesky on this