Happy birthday! I bring you a gift of eye rolling puns to celebrate:

I bought you a loaf of bread for your birthday toast.

How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? They relish them.

What’s a ghost’s favorite cake? I-scream cake.

You know what goes up and never comes down? Your age.

Good to know, after all these years, whenever I'm having a bad day, all I have to do is look at your posts to question everything