Sake Barry
@sakebarry.bsky.social
Stares at CCTV for a living. "Looks like a colourblind tramp that fell into a dressing-up box". Dead good at house-and/or pet-sitting. Stoic. Overenthusiastic on several topics.
"You're here to set people's heads on fire"
Why does the Rolex logo look like it's bursting out of the ground? ROLEX ZOMBIES!!!!111!!!
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Why does the Rolex logo look like it's bursting out of the ground? ROLEX ZOMBIES!!!!111!!!
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
I won't let it change me.
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I won't let it change me.
No, it's just dusty in here 🥹
November 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
No, it's just dusty in here 🥹
"But we *boooked!*"
Hello wall, goodnight Pauline.
Hello wall, goodnight Pauline.
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
"But we *boooked!*"
Hello wall, goodnight Pauline.
Hello wall, goodnight Pauline.
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Jesus fuckcycling Christ, *really*?
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Jesus fuckcycling Christ, *really*?
"BUT...BUT.... HE'S A FORIN!!!!111!!"
November 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
"BUT...BUT.... HE'S A FORIN!!!!111!!"
Post something random or you'll have an AWFUL November
October 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Post something random or you'll have an AWFUL November
I don't think you *can* be brought INTO disrepute when you're basically The Royal Family of Disreputeville.
October 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I don't think you *can* be brought INTO disrepute when you're basically The Royal Family of Disreputeville.
Gwlad fy Nhadau*
*Nain
*Nain
October 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Gwlad fy Nhadau*
*Nain
*Nain
I *think* she's trying to tell us that David Harbour is a shit.
October 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I *think* she's trying to tell us that David Harbour is a shit.
Looking to forge a deep and lasting relationship with Delay Repay. Possibly culminating in marriage.
October 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Looking to forge a deep and lasting relationship with Delay Repay. Possibly culminating in marriage.
I think that's the quickest We're Sorry You Got Bollocked At Work For Being Late ever.
October 20, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I think that's the quickest We're Sorry You Got Bollocked At Work For Being Late ever.
We were, of course, having an in-depth discussion about this at work today. Mostly consisting of "a fucking *cherrypicker*????"
October 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
We were, of course, having an in-depth discussion about this at work today. Mostly consisting of "a fucking *cherrypicker*????"
Today is shit and I hate everyone
October 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Today is shit and I hate everyone
Don't ever change, LNR.
Oh wait, do. DO FUCKING CHANGE.
Oh wait, do. DO FUCKING CHANGE.
October 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Don't ever change, LNR.
Oh wait, do. DO FUCKING CHANGE.
Oh wait, do. DO FUCKING CHANGE.
GET THAT FUCKING TREE UP*
*91p on a knockdown, lads.
*91p on a knockdown, lads.
October 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
GET THAT FUCKING TREE UP*
*91p on a knockdown, lads.
*91p on a knockdown, lads.