nyc might actually be the worst place ever why do I keep coming here
December 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
nyc might actually be the worst place ever why do I keep coming here
Market basket cashiers look me dead in the eye and smile and the whole time they already decided to absolutely destroy every single one of my apples
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Market basket cashiers look me dead in the eye and smile and the whole time they already decided to absolutely destroy every single one of my apples
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I don't know who needs to see this but prioritizing another person's needs over yours won't mean they'll notice and certainly won't mean they'll prioritize yours once theirs are met. It'll just mean their needs were prioritized twice and yours were prioritized never.
December 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I don't know who needs to see this but prioritizing another person's needs over yours won't mean they'll notice and certainly won't mean they'll prioritize yours once theirs are met. It'll just mean their needs were prioritized twice and yours were prioritized never.
One of my favorite parts of infant sass is when the four month old I watch will pee all over himself during a diaper change no matter what safeguards I use and then he’ll glare at me the entire time that I’m cleaning him up. Like, WHO PEED ON WHO HERE BUD? WHO PEED ON WHO!!
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
One of my favorite parts of infant sass is when the four month old I watch will pee all over himself during a diaper change no matter what safeguards I use and then he’ll glare at me the entire time that I’m cleaning him up. Like, WHO PEED ON WHO HERE BUD? WHO PEED ON WHO!!
Sometimes I wanna just walk into their house and be like “gimme the baby”
a woman in a green dress and black cardigan stands in front of a snl sign
ALT: a woman in a green dress and black cardigan stands in front of a snl sign
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December 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Sometimes I wanna just walk into their house and be like “gimme the baby”
I miss the kiddos/families I nanny for so much, this holiday week has been foreeever. I can’t wait for Tuesday and Wednesday to finally get to see those perfect little faces
December 1, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I miss the kiddos/families I nanny for so much, this holiday week has been foreeever. I can’t wait for Tuesday and Wednesday to finally get to see those perfect little faces
I do not like the nanny family’s cat. It’s her house and not mine but wow she’s scary
November 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I do not like the nanny family’s cat. It’s her house and not mine but wow she’s scary
I went through my coat closet yesterday and found soooo many old coats that fit now because I’ve lost weight and it’s so exciting to have so many options now and to be able to stay waaarm because things fit. I feel like I’m FINALLY leaving cancer behind me.
November 13, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I went through my coat closet yesterday and found soooo many old coats that fit now because I’ve lost weight and it’s so exciting to have so many options now and to be able to stay waaarm because things fit. I feel like I’m FINALLY leaving cancer behind me.
I fiiinally got to see the baby I nanny today, he’s had Covid so I haven’t seen him in two whole weeks & he’s been so brave and strong and I’m so proud of him. I was so happy to cuddle with him all day. Ugh such a sweetie pie I am so lucky
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I fiiinally got to see the baby I nanny today, he’s had Covid so I haven’t seen him in two whole weeks & he’s been so brave and strong and I’m so proud of him. I was so happy to cuddle with him all day. Ugh such a sweetie pie I am so lucky
Whenever someone asks me if I go by Nicky I’m like idk only if that’s the vibe your feelin
November 13, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Whenever someone asks me if I go by Nicky I’m like idk only if that’s the vibe your feelin
The emotional ricochet/volleying that happens when scrolling TikTok absolutely has to be unhealthy. I go from laughing at pure comedy to absolute despair witnessing people’s worst moments to a fucking tahini brownie recipe in like 75 seconds.
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The emotional ricochet/volleying that happens when scrolling TikTok absolutely has to be unhealthy. I go from laughing at pure comedy to absolute despair witnessing people’s worst moments to a fucking tahini brownie recipe in like 75 seconds.
Me, knowing very well that it’s my best friends absolute busiest day at work where she doesn’t ever get a second to herself and is thrown from thing to thing: wanna see a picture of my armpit?
November 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Me, knowing very well that it’s my best friends absolute busiest day at work where she doesn’t ever get a second to herself and is thrown from thing to thing: wanna see a picture of my armpit?
I left my friends apartment the other night and got to the car and realized I left my entire bra and breast prosthetics on her living room floor and I had to call her and tell her I left literally my entire boobs in her house. Breast cancer survivorship is somethin else.
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I left my friends apartment the other night and got to the car and realized I left my entire bra and breast prosthetics on her living room floor and I had to call her and tell her I left literally my entire boobs in her house. Breast cancer survivorship is somethin else.
I KNOW this isn’t a flashy job. I wish I could sit at a computer and make 10x the amount I’m making. I wish I could have better health insurance and benefits and PTO. But I’m trapped in this life because my health is fucking atrocious. It feels so lousy.
October 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I KNOW this isn’t a flashy job. I wish I could sit at a computer and make 10x the amount I’m making. I wish I could have better health insurance and benefits and PTO. But I’m trapped in this life because my health is fucking atrocious. It feels so lousy.
My boss and I were talking about scheduling for the upcoming months and he was like, “okay but what if you leave us to go get a job” and I was so dumbfounded, standing there holding his infant. Just because this isn’t a job you respect doesn’t mean it’s not a job
October 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
My boss and I were talking about scheduling for the upcoming months and he was like, “okay but what if you leave us to go get a job” and I was so dumbfounded, standing there holding his infant. Just because this isn’t a job you respect doesn’t mean it’s not a job
Just got tickets to go to a play and see the Christmas tree in December with my friend and I’m so excited
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Just got tickets to go to a play and see the Christmas tree in December with my friend and I’m so excited
lil outdoor decor for No Kings
October 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
lil outdoor decor for No Kings
I get so annoyed on a regular basis that I can’t absorb information while sleeping. I just want to watch documentaries and read books in my sleep. I get irked to my absolute core
October 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I get so annoyed on a regular basis that I can’t absorb information while sleeping. I just want to watch documentaries and read books in my sleep. I get irked to my absolute core
I sing the 3 month old I nanny the songs my mom sang me because they made me feel sooo loved and sometimes my heart aches because I won’t be a mom and tonight my voice catched singing eidelweiss and he just ☹️☹️☹️ and I keep singing and he ☺️ and then ☹️☹️ he’s so cute and smart and emotional
October 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I sing the 3 month old I nanny the songs my mom sang me because they made me feel sooo loved and sometimes my heart aches because I won’t be a mom and tonight my voice catched singing eidelweiss and he just ☹️☹️☹️ and I keep singing and he ☺️ and then ☹️☹️ he’s so cute and smart and emotional
Is there absolutely anything better than taking a full body shower, moisturizing and climbing into a bed of clean sheets and clean comforters? Wow, I absolutely love being alive.
October 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Is there absolutely anything better than taking a full body shower, moisturizing and climbing into a bed of clean sheets and clean comforters? Wow, I absolutely love being alive.
Some guy kept taking videos of people working out at the gym and he took a few that I know I was absolutely in and I can’t stop thinking about it. It just isn’t fair.
October 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Some guy kept taking videos of people working out at the gym and he took a few that I know I was absolutely in and I can’t stop thinking about it. It just isn’t fair.
Fanny packs are so convenient I can’t believe everyone doesn’t wear them all the time
October 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Fanny packs are so convenient I can’t believe everyone doesn’t wear them all the time
I’ve lost 120 pounds so far since cancer treatment and long term steroids. 85 of it has been since July. I already feel so much better. So much more to go, but so glad to see and feel results already.
October 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I’ve lost 120 pounds so far since cancer treatment and long term steroids. 85 of it has been since July. I already feel so much better. So much more to go, but so glad to see and feel results already.
My playlists are all so wild because I put on my “chill” playlist and went to do the leg press and the ballad of Davey Crockett started playing
October 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My playlists are all so wild because I put on my “chill” playlist and went to do the leg press and the ballad of Davey Crockett started playing
This new IOS update is actually going to be the death of me because how am I supposed to survive the gym tonight if every time I click out of fb it stops playing my music? Leave my fucking Baha men playlist alone Jesus Christ
October 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This new IOS update is actually going to be the death of me because how am I supposed to survive the gym tonight if every time I click out of fb it stops playing my music? Leave my fucking Baha men playlist alone Jesus Christ