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CLE☹
@saintpancreas.bsky.social
Co founder of Woodnewton Workshops

@ cleothestrange on Insta
Empty nicotine pouch tubs are really good for storing little things like sewing needles/buttons/makers marks in !! They like the perfect size, it's great
October 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Too many of my Instagram stories today are from people running the Manchester half, you could've done some way more productive with your Sunday. I for one attended the world conker championships and drank overpriced craft beer with my best friend
October 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Fucking hate clear glaze, fuck it, everyone can just get poisoned, shuv ur food safety up ur arse. Fuck making table wear, fuck ur mugs n plates, FUCK EM
August 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Turned out this glaze was just older than me x
Turns out it's true that glaze does not act like paint! Gotta re learn 'painting', apparently
August 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Firing the best ceramics you've ever made: 🥳🖤💋😻💅🏻

The clear glaze has left a seam on everything that had overlap: 😭😮‍💨😶‍🌫️😡😞🔫
August 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Waiting for a kiln to cool down is a whole new level of patience I've yet to unlock 😮‍💨
July 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Abusing our free will, again. The kitchen and downstairs bathroom is hot orange and the upstairs bathrooms black x
July 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'm still so heartbroken over the passing of this precious creature 💔 Thank you for the last two years of loving me x
June 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
All of these bad bois waiting on their first firing! Excited to get glazing!
June 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Finally finished his baby sampler for my brother! The baby in question is this kitten x
June 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Glad our builders a man of zero words (just to me) - not sure how I'd have answered being asked about the sheep spine I had in the kitchen sink
May 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
We have bought two kilns, (silver clay and a 190L), a drying rack, gotten a wheel fixed, painted the bathroom orange (that was me), demolished bits, added bits, so fucking much! Our flat looks fucking mint, it's all coming together
The first week ov pottery chapel Reno mission has been a great success. Very tired today. Get the skip next week so the big clearing will begin! We also bought a new rice cooker and it's pink with flowers on it. That's it, that's all x
April 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Tesco went too hard with these, they are incredible
April 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The first week ov pottery chapel Reno mission has been a great success. Very tired today. Get the skip next week so the big clearing will begin! We also bought a new rice cooker and it's pink with flowers on it. That's it, that's all x
March 29, 2025 at 10:32 AM
started emptying out my tote bag yesterday, bearing in mind it's a normal sized tote bag. It had in it: 5 wall paint samples, 2 books (one A4, one normal sized) a screw driver, a full can of diet coke, half a bottle of coke, half a bottle of water, 2 dead vapes, Some biscuits, some pottery stamps
March 29, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Rat-posting. It's like shit posting but exclusively about rats!
March 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I slammed a manual close lift onto the end of my thumb yesterday and it felt as bad as you'd imagine
February 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My red flag is saving all the bits I've done wrong on a cross stitch until I've finished to sort them out. I just circle it on the pattern and work around it lmao
February 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Wondering round looking for the cat in a tizz because I'd not seen her since I got home and she just spawned out of absolute thin air ???
February 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Not sure if to be impressed or mortified at my 13 yr old brother building a grow in Minecraft
February 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I learnt how to make a moonpot by accident the other day? Liam's grandma's dog being a weirdo and Liam throwing off t'hump
February 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Didn't realise how much I posted animals on Instagram, particularly flat faced or fat ones
February 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
On today's installment of "what middle class people donate to charity shops" we've gone from used underwear right up to a fender mandolin thats RRP is £280, wild
January 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Found some vegan chicken that Liam actually likes, it's a veganuary mirical! (It's the Asda buttermilk one x)
January 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Christmas was 5 days ago and already my shop's had so many unwanted Christmas gifts donated to us, like big l'occitane gift sets, brand new blankets, unopened perfumes, brand new slippers and pjs. Seriously go charity shopping in the next few weeks, they're gonna be gold mines
December 30, 2024 at 8:41 PM