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Cover photo of “The Legendary Starfy” published by Nintendo for the Nintendo DS. A starfish is in the center of the picture with various other characters in the background.
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Ben from “Parks and Rec” saying “It’s about the cones” after winning a game of “The Cones of Dunshire”.
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Philip K. Dick pic
Philip K. dick, holding a black and white cat, looking into the camera.
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Megaman 2 meme: -W- GET EQUIPPED WITH TWO WORDS
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Captain Kirk from Star Trek 2 cursing US-East-1 as if it was Khan.
October 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
On a basic human level, this is the most important paragraph. Mishandling reporting on an ongoing genocide as the new head of news will have disastrous consequences across the board, even if it’s completely foreseeable.
And that controversy is coming for you at warp speed. More than half of America thinks Israel has "gone too far" in Gaza, and any insufficiently aggressive reporting on the situation in Gaza is ultimately going to be blamed on you, Ms. Zionist Fanatic. Plus, CBS News isn't going to move the needle on young people's attitudes toward Israel because they don't watch it. This specifically is an area of news where there are no winning moves for you because of your proudly worn biases. You don't even have to be involved in a bum story to get blamed for it, because getting blamed for reporters' stories is the most important part of your job.
October 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
CharGPT, what process is next in the run queue?
Wired headlines: Lauren Goode, Will Knight - Business OpenAI Wants ChatGPT to Be Your Future Operating System
October 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The Silksong bestiary has some words for Ezra Klein and his ilk.
Cropped Silksong screenshot. White text on a black background reads: Is this abundance a sign of purity or greed? The way faith is measured in this land is curious indeed.
September 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The Simpsons meme In a flashback, Ned’s father is wearing a red and white striped shirt and a black beret. He has a mustache and goatee. He is saying “We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas.”
September 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Even the guy that reverted that thinks he probably did it.
Screenshot of Wikipedia edit history showing the note on D4vd’s page: reverted vanalism, (even if he most likely did it, I have never seen so much evidence pile up within a hour)
September 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score.

Hudson Hawk is tremendously entertaining, but it’s intentionally silly schlocky and full of cliches and lampshades the plot going full nonsense. I love it.
Screenshot of “Hudson Hawk” on Rotten Tomatoes, showing a score of 31% on the Tomatometer and 56% on the Popcornmeter.
September 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Zoom and enhance
Zoom of Jess’s switch, showing the Silksong UI and Hornet. She may be at the Flea Circus?
September 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Those cats were fast as lightning.
The cover of “Kung Fu Fighting” by Carl Douglas. He is punching towards the camera in black and white against a white background.
September 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Third Eye Blind Jumper, obviously.
A black T shirt for the band Third Eye Blind.
September 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It’s public domain monkey selfie time!
Portrait of a female Macaca nigra (Celebes crested macaque) in North Sulawesi, Indonesia, who triggered photographer David Slater's camera.
August 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Kendrick Lamar performing at the Super Bowl. Text says “Say, Tim Homan/I hear you’re a bitch.”
August 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
NEW CHIPZEL DAY, Y’ALL!
Screenshot of the iOS music app playing the song “did u leave ur brain at home” by Chipzel on my AirPods.
August 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Will Poulter and Willie Geist

#MildHorror
Will Poulter in a leather jacket Willie Geist in a suit
July 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
These motherfuckers…
There may even be a ripple effect: public trust in vaccination in general has declined, resulting in a reluctance to vaccinate that is affecting even vital immunization programs such as that for measles-mumps-rubella (MMR) vaccination, which has been clearly established as safe and highly effective. In recent years, reduced MMR vaccination rates have been a growing concern and have contributed to serious illness and deaths from measles. Against this context, the Food
May 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I’m already fancasting Paula Pell to play Paula Deen in this.
Photograph of Paula Pell holding a microphone, wearing dark-rimmed glasses and wearing a black dress with white, blue, and pink markings.
April 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Dat Azz
Cropped and rotated version of the image from the quoted skeet. Zoomed in on the plastic piece for the back of the Pikachu and his juicy yellow buttocks.
April 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
VIX to the moon!
Screenshot showing VIX (the stock market volatility index shooting upwards over the last few days. ^VIX 47.22 +29.52 Past 3 Months CXI • USD 1D 1W CBOE Volatility Index 1M 3M 6M Jan Feb Mar Open High LoW 44.04 47.37 36.48 Vol P/E Mkt Cap YTD 1Y 2Y 48 40 31 23 Apr 52W H 52W L Avg Vol 47 15
April 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Honestly prefer the He Tianyou variant, but it’s good that they have multiple variants for different tastes.
Marvel Snap screenshot. The He Tianyou Black Swan variant card. A pale woman with white hair wearing a black outfit with a bare midriff and purple energy emanating from her hands. Her eyes are also glowing the same purple.
April 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This cover model looks like he tried to shapeshift into Mark Strong, but couldn’t get it quite right.
Photo of Mark Strong by Gage Skidmore. A bald white man in a black jacket with a water bottle in front of him.
March 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Every time people pass around an article from The Atlantic, this is where my brain goes:
Screenshot from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Four cats in cages arranged in a 2x2 grid in a “cat store” are singing, with the subtitle reading “🎶 And then we peed on the Atlantic 🎶”.
March 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM