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St. DICK
@saintdick.bsky.social
late 20s neet ☭ tme ☭ minors dni
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Yup, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got myself into that situation. Well, it all started ten years ago...
just in case it was someone from here. i hate half assed gossip. this tells me nothing. which ex? what shit? why bother saying anything if ur not gonna say anything
August 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
remember. im available on egge as well
July 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
why would I leave my echo chamber when the ppl in here are right and the ppl outside are wrong?
July 24, 2025 at 8:22 AM
peak
July 22, 2025 at 8:23 AM
love it when doctors aske about energy drinks. damn bro. what is that? a drink with energy? why I've never even heard of a such thing
July 22, 2025 at 8:22 AM
i hope in my next life im a slut
July 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
:vaping_emoji:
July 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I've thought about it. if i wasn't a lesbian, i feel like this would work on me
July 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
July 14, 2025 at 11:34 AM
why do my strawberries smell like someone farted on them
July 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
like a pig dreaming of slaughter
July 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE CHEAP CHEESE
July 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
i miss discourse. i miss arguing about stupid shit for my own amusement. it was a decent hobby
June 28, 2025 at 9:32 AM
yall i miss vent so bad. posting here is 100% cope. nothing's gonna fill the actual void. making friends, the discourse, the jokes, the weird inside culture. im on egge too. but it's just as cope
June 28, 2025 at 9:29 AM
i feel like in theory im wonderful and fun to get along with. but. I'm also aware of my track record of not getting along with people. hm.
June 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
every time someone has my favorite kinda nose they start throwing around words like "nose job" and "insecurity"
June 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
real advice: when your counselor is scheduling ur next visit, it is ill advised to say "ok let me check the ice cream truck schedule first"
June 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
come on, catsup!
June 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
why take a gap year when you can take 9?
June 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
me: rumor has it we're out of milk
counselor: i have some, im omw
me: 🎉🎉🎉
counselor: bought strawberries for u also
me: victory forever
June 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
my nose hurts send help
June 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
tiktok trans guy: *posts a trans woman's deadname and misgenders her bc he doesn't like her*
comments: transphobia!!!!! wtf!?
tiktok trans guy: truly impossible, for i am trans myself 😎

kill me kill me kill me kill me
June 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
on that note. tiktok is showing me transmisogynistic trans guys faster than I can block them! save me!!
June 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"learn queer history!!!!!!!!!" and then they recommend some ancient terf's works as valuable queer history. sheesh.
June 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
always strange when vitiligo spots disappear and years later grow back. hello old friend.
June 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM