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Myrna ❄️
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You are entitled to my opinions. (She/They)
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I made myself laugh.
A COURT SILVER FLAMES SARAH I. MAAS A Court of Silver Flames (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #4) by Sarah J. Maas Your review **** Nov 12, 2025 Nesta recovers from C-PTSD thanks to the power of Vitamin D!
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Oh shit, I forgot about #ManicureMonday again lol oops

ANYWAY HI HERE ARE MY NAILS
ILNP “Cashmere,” a pale beige nail polish with silver magnetic shimmer (worn unmagnetized) Holo Taco “Midnight Owl,” a dark eggplant jelly with iridescent and holographic sparkles
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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She loves to “help” with the laundry.
Ginger, a beautiful Calico cat, sits regally on a pile of my freshly laundered pants.
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Awful lady, who has a forehead so huge
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Hey, wanna see my Nyxie?
Nyx, a small black cat, lies contentedly on top of a large Klipsch speaker. Her eyes are calm and her ears are very pointy.
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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The Rainbow Crystals arc of Sailor Moon gave us Rhett Butler. Filler is good, end of debate.
Luna the cat having a vision of Rhett Butler, a huge fat pale blue cat who had a crush on her. She did not return his affections, which is her loss.
November 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Couldn't even get the in-betweeners to care about the stock footage, eh?
Another screenshot from Crystal Act 1, part of Sailor Moon's famous "Punish you!" speech. She's drawn like shit here, as usual. Even though it's supposed to be an important animated sequence.
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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oh my fucking god
Another screenshot from Crystal Act 1, in which Usagi is shown from a distance so there are fewer details drawn on her face beyond eyes and a mouth. One of those tiny little eyes is falling off her face.
November 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Are people SURE they really want an archive of Sailor Moon Crystal screenshots?
Screenshot of Sailor Moon Crystal Act 1, in which minor character Kuri is shown in an in-between frame of an animation of her turning around. Her entire face is slanted awkwardly.
November 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I think they want my dinner.
A wide angle shot of both Nyx and Ginger staring hopefully at SailorSoapbox while they try to eat their Wendy’s takeout
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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I just want to say that this cartoon is delightful.
Taylor Jones political cartoon. A pair of Blue Jays and a Carolina Wren are discussing the World Series on a maple tree branch. “I’m heartbroken the Dodgers beat the Blue Jays…” begins the 1st Jay, with a tear in its eye. The 2nd Jay replies (with an acorn in its mouth), “Yeah, but look on the bright side. We won, Trump woulda slapped another 50% tariff on Canada.” The Carolina Wren adds, “You ask me, the series was rigged!”
November 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Yes
OPINION ROSS DOUTHAT Donald Trump, Man of Destiny July 15, 2024
November 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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“Maya Hawke shares advice mom Uma Thurman gave her for working with Quentin Tarantino”

Is it “don’t show him your feet”?

*reads*

Oh my god.
The actress, who played a member of the Manson Family in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, recently reflected on her experience with the filmmaker during a chat on Amy Poehler's Good Hang podcast. At one point, Poehler pointed out that Hawke's mom, Uma Thurman, has starred in three of Tarantino's previous films and asked whether she gave her daughter any advice about working with him. "'Keep your shoes on,'" Hawke replied, playfully addressing the speculation about Tarantino's supposed foot fetish. The response caught Poehler off guard. "Keep your shoes on," the Parks and Recreation alum repeated, fighting back laughter. "Keep them on, baby. Are you gonna try-" Poehler and Hawke then burst into giggles, with the host momentarily speechless by Thurman's words. "Perfect advice," she eventually said. "Perfect."
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Sometimes I wish I could fit in a shoebox. Looks comfy.
Ginger, a beautiful Calico cat, has made herself at home in an empty shoebox. She is looking up at the camera curiously.
November 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Chibs stole Usagi’s hideous dress
A screenshot from episode 7, showing Usagi wearing a striped pink shirt with an avocado green dress. Chibiusa wears the same dress, but differently coloured.
November 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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The side-eye I just made… (no, I’m not clicking the link)
THE GLOBE AND MAIL* Books we're reading and loving in November 18h ago • Globe staff With exceptionally shitty person J.D. Vance’s “memoir” Hillbilly Elegy pictured centrally
November 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Happiest of birthdays to my sweet, kind, hilarious and brilliant @battlehork.bsky.social! I am so lucky to have you in my life. You’re an amazing friend and an even better husband. 💙

P.S. Ginger thanks you for the cuddles, and Nyxie thanks you for the belly tickles. World’s best cat dad. 💕
A photo of birthday boy James at a pub with the Blue Jays playing in the background.
November 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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“Who knocked down those lights? Couldn’t have been me…”
Nyx, a small black cat, stands next to a string of lights that are “mysteriously” located on the hallway floor. Her innocent expression implies that she has no idea how they got there.
October 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Letter writer to a Slate advice column doing a full-ass Cartoon Villain:
Dear Prudence, My wife and I are having a dispute about something I think is stupid. She wants to take our family to volunteer at a soup kitchen on Thanksgiving instead of going over to my parents’ for a family gathering like we usually do. I don’t want to spend the holiday among a bunch of indigents and risk exposing myself, her, and our kids to any number of diseases. I think making a sizable donation to our local food pantry, if she wants to teach them about charity, would be sufficient. Any thoughts? —There Are Many Ways to Give
October 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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My beautiful Queen!
Ginger, a beautiful Calico cat who is the Queen of All Felines, poses prettily.
October 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Omg, it’s #NationalBlackCatDay??

Allow me to gift you with photos of my Nyxie Pixie and her ENORMOUS EYES
Nyx, a small black cat, hides under a fleece blanket. Her eyes are enormous. Nyx, a small black cat, looks upwards from the bottom of a laundry basket. Her eyes are enormous. Nyx, a small black cat, enjoys a thermal tote bag. Her eyes are enormous. Nyx, a small black cat, is in a different laundry basket. Her eyes are enormous.
October 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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She is the moment
A photo of my own bottle of ILNP “Bitten”
October 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Went dark and moody for this week’s #ManicureMonday. This is Mooncat “Forbidden Cove,” a black jelly polish with iridescent flakes.
Photo of my manicure. Forbidden Cove looks like precious gemstones embedded in a dark cave wall. The jelly base is a deep (nearly black) charcoal, with red, gold and green iridescent flakes suspended in the formula. The green flakes are most visible in direct light.
October 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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I deleted my “Meta” accounts but I still get infuriating emails like this. I guess I don’t agree to these changes!
Updating how Meta personalises experiences Hi Myrna, On 16 December 2025, we're making changes to our Privacy Policy. By continuing to use our services after that date, you agree to these changes. Here are some details. Personalising your experiences We'll start using your interactions with Als to personalise your experiences and ads. What this means Personalising your experiences includes suggesting content such as posts that you may find interesting and reels to watch. It also includes showing ads that are more relevant to you. Thanks, Meta Privacy
October 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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She is little and she is long.
Nyx, a small black cat, is balanced on her hind legs on a miniature Ms. Pan-Man arcade cabinet and has stretched her body out to full length to look out a window above. She has turned towards the camera because I called to her.
October 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM