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Sailor Portia
@sailorportia.bsky.social
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Self-made woman, natural disaster
trans. she/her
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How your plural friends say good morning
Meiling from Cardcaptor Sakura saying "I am a different person today than the other day!"
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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I love you, ancient super advanced robots. I love you, large autonomous gentlemen
A robot from Castle in the Sky. It stands twice as tall as a human, has a disproportionally small head, segmented arms which extend to the ground, a large rounded toros, a smaller pelvis, and stubby segmented legs. This robot is partially covered in moss. A close up of a robot soldier from Castle in the Sky with a similar design. This photo shows a small royal crest on the torso. The head is small and featureless except for a visor-like section which is larger on the right side than the left. It has one larger eye and one smaller eye, with two small round lights between the eyes.
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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They're calling it the most transgender line ever said by a cis character
Anis from the Magical Revolution of the Reincarnated Princess and the Genius Young Lady crying and saying "Is.. Is it okay for me to be your daughter?"
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Doctor Who series 14/season one exposition is like
The 15th Doctor saying "Huh? Do you get it? Do you get...? Do you get it?"
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Currently watching DVDs like they did back in the caveman days
Meme for Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun edited to say "You also should watch behind the scenes bonus features every once in a while and develop some emotions."
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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There's a strong undercurrent of misogyny in how all of the Cyber Newtypes are written, but luckily I'm both too feminist and too fucking stupid
The Gundam "war is bad" "Wow, cool robot" meme edited with a picture of Chara Soon's face over the Gundam's head, the text flying over head instead reads "Bitches be crazy," the audience has been replaced with Sailor Portia's profile picture, and the speech bubble reads "Wow!! Cool girlboss!!!"
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Latest chapter of Banquet with Deer Crying is not for the faint of heart
Maybe it wasn't meant to be anything romantic...
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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🤨🤨🤨
The genetic finding, while definitive, can only allow for speculation in terms of its impact on Hitler. However, it seems likely that he would have struggled to form sexual relationships, and one historian believes this could prove critical in our understanding of Hitler’s rise to power. Alex J Kay, a historian at the University of Potsdam, who specialises in Nazi Germany and is a key authority in the documentary, said: “This would help to explain Hitler’s highly unusual and almost complete devotion to politics in his life to the almost complete exclusion of any kind of private life. “Other senior Nazis had wives, children, even extramarital affairs. Hitler is the one person among the whole Nazi leadership who doesn’t. Therefore, I think that only under Hitler could the Nazi movement have come to power.” Bart Simpson: "What an odd thing to say."
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Me: I would like to find some television on the internet, please
The internet: Okay, just google it and you'll find it in under a minute
Me: With subtitles, if it's not too much to ask
The internet:
The 9th Doctor saying "Kill yourself."
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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I need this Precure villain to kill me for real, in real life (NOT CLICKBAIT)
Kaiserin Undergu from Hirogaru Sky Precure. A woman with long red hair with a blonde highlight, wearing a punk sort of outfit with a cape. Very badass
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Scientists are calling her the world's skrunkliest blorbo
A panel from the Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury - Frontiers in Glory Days manga showing Suletta with Aerial the motorcycle.
November 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Married women are a hell of a drug
Ema and Takara from Pink Candy Kiss hugging tightly. Takara's heart is pounding. Ema saying, "All I've ever wanted was this... your hug, Takara-chan. So please... let me have a little more of it." Takara squeezes Ema, thinking "My heart... feels like it's ripping open."
November 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Fucked up thing they don't tell you about Sailor Portia is that she looks exactly like the aunt from Watatabe
Screenshot from the Watatabe/This Monster Wants to Eat Me anime, showing Hinako's aunt, a tall slender woman with light brown hair in a low ponytail over her shoulder.
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Thinking about Yu Bauer again. One of the girls of all time
Yu Bauer from I Favor the Villainess, dressed as a nun and looking very cute
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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If you see this QTP with a female anime character you love
Laura from Tropical Rouge Precure
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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So we're cutting immigration to help fix "housing supply" but also scrapping and underused housing tax. And other taxes which would help fund the kind of services in dire need of funds. Economy!!
If you’re a landlord with a vacant unit or the owner of a luxury jet, you’re in luck. The government is eliminating two high-end taxes. The first is the underused housing tax, a one per cent tax on the ownership of vacant or underused housing in Canada that took effect in January 2022. It’s also eliminating the luxury tax on aircraft priced over $100,000 and boats priced over $250,000. The budget said the moves are meant to “simplify Canada’s tax system” and reduce compliance costs for taxpayers and administrative costs for the government.
November 5, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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So like. Carney's new budget mentioning a desire for Canada to join Eurovision is, like, a dogwhistle, right?
"More money for CBC/Radio-Canada, spotlight on Eurovision"
November 5, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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And by any other series, I mean Symphogear
"Kohinata Miku is the sunshine that warms me up."
November 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Watatabe throwing out lines about the platonic best friend so gay they'd be the "the subtext is text" fuel for a ship in any other series
"because Miko-chan was like the sun..." "No, she was the sun to me."
November 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Extremely weird way to talk about a child murderer who did an ethnic cleansing and only got cold feet when he learned that his girlfriend was on the chopping block too. And then became a physical embodiment of corruption because she ghosted him
"You will have seen the events of Rerir's life through my thoughts. It's now clear that he is just a regular nobody driven by personal tragedy, as he said himself."
November 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Wow, from Video Games?
(ratcheting and clanking)
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Anti-boymoder antagonism in my prestige television show?
Yeah, even your stupid hoodie can't protect you, bitch!
October 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Alright, Mx. Youtube Short algorithm. That's enough out of you
Youtube shorts video thumbnail titled "Quiet BPD (explained by ducks)"
October 29, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Wooooooowww, this guy who hasn't done anything on screen wasn't achieving anything off-screen either? That's sooooooo wild 💅
A screenshot from Genshin Impact. Varka saying "My squad took heavy injuries, and I barely made it out alive myself. We knew it ight have been our last chance, so we staked everything on it... But still, it wasn't enough to stop him."
October 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Post from @sailorportia.bksy.social: Mark Carney, standing up to Trump and promising to fix the economy isn't enough. You need to do the socialist fraternal kiss with Xi Jinping and you need to do it now
October 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM