marianne.
@sailormoonsault.bsky.social
Emotionally allergic to pineapples. Very questionable aesthetics.
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marianne.
@sailormoonsault.bsky.social
· Jul 16
Yes, I still love Chuck Taylor on this platform too. In case you were wondering.
Dominic Monaghan hasn’t aged a damn day and I think we should all be worried about where that ring is at.
October 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Dominic Monaghan hasn’t aged a damn day and I think we should all be worried about where that ring is at.
I know it used to be trendy to hate on Nickelback but don’t lie to yourself and tell me that “Someday” isn’t an absolute banger of a song.
October 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I know it used to be trendy to hate on Nickelback but don’t lie to yourself and tell me that “Someday” isn’t an absolute banger of a song.
Social media sites need an option to just report something as annoying because “Anyone here in *insert year here*?” comments on YouTube videos make me want to kill someone.
August 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Social media sites need an option to just report something as annoying because “Anyone here in *insert year here*?” comments on YouTube videos make me want to kill someone.
Went on a date with an actor I had a huge crush on in the early 00’s.
July 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Went on a date with an actor I had a huge crush on in the early 00’s.
Hey @itsjustvybe.bsky.social, my blind ass can’t find your merch.
LINK A NAKED BITCH I NEED IT.
LINK A NAKED BITCH I NEED IT.
July 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hey @itsjustvybe.bsky.social, my blind ass can’t find your merch.
LINK A NAKED BITCH I NEED IT.
LINK A NAKED BITCH I NEED IT.
I may be 35 but holy shit do I love kpop.
a girl with pink hair is giving a peace sign with her hands .
ALT: a girl with pink hair is giving a peace sign with her hands .
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July 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I may be 35 but holy shit do I love kpop.
I’m like if you tried to teach Fozzy Bear about serious adult responsibilities.
July 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I’m like if you tried to teach Fozzy Bear about serious adult responsibilities.
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I discovered a mini pro wrestling museum inside of a museum of antique toys. More photos to follow. But if you’re in Mexico City, look up the Museo Del Juguete Antiguo.
June 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I discovered a mini pro wrestling museum inside of a museum of antique toys. More photos to follow. But if you’re in Mexico City, look up the Museo Del Juguete Antiguo.
I can meet a certified celebrity heartthrob and still not act as foolish as I would if I ever ran into David Spade.
June 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I can meet a certified celebrity heartthrob and still not act as foolish as I would if I ever ran into David Spade.
The only time I ever did confession at church I told the priest that my sin was not telling a girl her skirt was on backwards at school.
I was 8 and I don’t regret it.
I was 8 and I don’t regret it.
June 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The only time I ever did confession at church I told the priest that my sin was not telling a girl her skirt was on backwards at school.
I was 8 and I don’t regret it.
I was 8 and I don’t regret it.
My office allows us to watch videos and listen to whatever we want on our phones while we work so I feel no need to apologize for how incredible Bosco’s boobs look when I watch #AllStars10. It’s not my problem.
May 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My office allows us to watch videos and listen to whatever we want on our phones while we work so I feel no need to apologize for how incredible Bosco’s boobs look when I watch #AllStars10. It’s not my problem.
I’ve posted this on Goth Day every year for 16 years.
I will never stop.
I will never stop.
May 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I’ve posted this on Goth Day every year for 16 years.
I will never stop.
I will never stop.
Once again, it’s that lovely time of year where I have to explain OnlyFans expenses to my tax lady.
April 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Once again, it’s that lovely time of year where I have to explain OnlyFans expenses to my tax lady.
There aren’t many bad moods that suddenly being able to do a backflip can’t fix.
April 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
There aren’t many bad moods that suddenly being able to do a backflip can’t fix.
My stepdad taught me a lot of the essentials like how to drive and stuff but the most life changing thing I ever learned from him was to put mustard on your grilled cheese sandwiches.
April 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
My stepdad taught me a lot of the essentials like how to drive and stuff but the most life changing thing I ever learned from him was to put mustard on your grilled cheese sandwiches.
Been a real big fan of blueberries lately.
March 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Been a real big fan of blueberries lately.
John told me happy birthday on every possible social platform. Meanwhile, my own brother forgot.
March 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
John told me happy birthday on every possible social platform. Meanwhile, my own brother forgot.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @sailormoonsault.bsky.social!
a wrestler is standing in a ring with his arms outstretched in front of a crowd of people .
ALT: a wrestler is standing in a ring with his arms outstretched in front of a crowd of people .
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March 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @sailormoonsault.bsky.social!
People who comment on old YouTube videos just to say “2025 anyone?” wipe from back to front and I refuse to explain myself further.
March 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
People who comment on old YouTube videos just to say “2025 anyone?” wipe from back to front and I refuse to explain myself further.
I’m a millennial, I will always love my Uggs. You can pry them off my warm dead feet.
March 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I’m a millennial, I will always love my Uggs. You can pry them off my warm dead feet.
She told you that shit off camera in confidence and you chose to air it in lipstick? That was so unnecessary that it doesn’t even make good TV.
March 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
She told you that shit off camera in confidence and you chose to air it in lipstick? That was so unnecessary that it doesn’t even make good TV.
My mom just used her first emoji in a text and I need everyone to know that.
March 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
My mom just used her first emoji in a text and I need everyone to know that.
Babymonster coming to LA in March has me screaming in Korean. Which I don’t even know.
February 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Babymonster coming to LA in March has me screaming in Korean. Which I don’t even know.
For the record,
I’m either marrying a man named Noel or birthing one of my own. There is no compromise.
I’m either marrying a man named Noel or birthing one of my own. There is no compromise.
January 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
For the record,
I’m either marrying a man named Noel or birthing one of my own. There is no compromise.
I’m either marrying a man named Noel or birthing one of my own. There is no compromise.
My headcanon is Bring Me the Horizon’s Wonderwall only got the stamp of approval from Liam because they cut out Noel’s arpeggios.
January 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
My headcanon is Bring Me the Horizon’s Wonderwall only got the stamp of approval from Liam because they cut out Noel’s arpeggios.