.... Oh I have just the dress for guesting. (Should actually crack my Victorian esque one out more often regardless)

Need a maid for that?

Here we go:

Hydrogen peroxide. 3% solution, you can get it from pharmacies if you look around

Avoid soap and hot water (I know warm/hot water can make bloodstains worse)

Not one I know the answer to.

BUT

I shall make enquiries!

Something that happens to other people as I understand it

It's one that has a lot of appeal to me in concept too.

It's the aftermath of "now I have to live with no/short hair for months" that rather puts me off actually doing it.

...I ended up wearing more black lipstick when I left than when I arrived.

I'd gone for a red lip look.

Draw your own conclusions 😉

When you say an attentive slave should erect itself into a straight line, is this putting body and upper legs straight, then knees and below on the ground (essentially forming an L shape)?

(am I sad I can't wear a monoglove arm binder? Yes, they are hot. As. Hell.)