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Well, wouldn’t you like to know.
Online banking is moving exclusively to the Kind Internet.
December 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Online banking is moving exclusively to the Kind Internet.
They are making a new internet only accessible to the kind.
December 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
They are making a new internet only accessible to the kind.
I am going to invent the website from first principles
December 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I am going to invent the website from first principles
All the glamour went out of computer when we lost the terminal
December 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
All the glamour went out of computer when we lost the terminal
Might fuck around and cultivate personal style
December 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Might fuck around and cultivate personal style
All hot people owe me money AHPOMM
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 AM
All hot people owe me money AHPOMM
Experiencing hunger, which is to say, a desire for food
December 1, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Experiencing hunger, which is to say, a desire for food
Big Pharma is working on a new kind of hot dog that tastes bad and makes you yarf
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Big Pharma is working on a new kind of hot dog that tastes bad and makes you yarf
Ivy Wolk should have been at Shiz University
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Ivy Wolk should have been at Shiz University
Theyre making a new red carrot
November 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Theyre making a new red carrot
At the Zoo the keeper told me they're breeding a new kind of snake who can appreciate the moon.
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
At the Zoo the keeper told me they're breeding a new kind of snake who can appreciate the moon.
Everybody loves me on account of my great active listening face
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Everybody loves me on account of my great active listening face
Girl I’m here to avoid my colleagues and blame the victim and all my colleagues have gone to play pool already
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Girl I’m here to avoid my colleagues and blame the victim and all my colleagues have gone to play pool already
I was put on this earth to hang out
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I was put on this earth to hang out
If a friend hang lasts for less than three hours it’s like.:: oh you want to kill me? You want to Run me over ??
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 AM
If a friend hang lasts for less than three hours it’s like.:: oh you want to kill me? You want to Run me over ??
I don’t understand Pluribus - they’re both girls?
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I don’t understand Pluribus - they’re both girls?
There’s something terribly human about the contents of my Dyson cordless stick vacuum
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
There’s something terribly human about the contents of my Dyson cordless stick vacuum
I love drinking water! Glup glup glup! Feels so good!
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I love drinking water! Glup glup glup! Feels so good!
Oh me? One thing about me? I love to experience frisson
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Oh me? One thing about me? I love to experience frisson
Feeling so good I wanna gambol about on all fours like a beast
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Feeling so good I wanna gambol about on all fours like a beast
Who up throwing they house keys in the dumpster ?
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Who up throwing they house keys in the dumpster ?
Charging and casting a butter ruining curse
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Charging and casting a butter ruining curse
Ain’t nobody going down a dark road when I’m around.
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Ain’t nobody going down a dark road when I’m around.
A personal injury lawyer? Like from billboards?
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
A personal injury lawyer? Like from billboards?
Using “that technique” to make your tummy hurt
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Using “that technique” to make your tummy hurt