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✨️❄️🎄yule-tide sage🎄❄️✨️
@sageversiontwo.bsky.social
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gaymer | fallout 4/76 | elder scrolls | marvel rivals | animal crossing | pokemon | cryptozoologist | ur fave budtender | ⚠️NSFW⚠️
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Bonus pic of my fragrance/makeup shelf.
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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The face / The Scent
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Not my home, but I know my way around.
#LegendofDragoon #PS1
October 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Figured I'd update some of mine.

(clean copy in comments)
October 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Got #PokémonZA with @just-an-adam.bsky.social yesterday and honestly.... I'm HOOKED. Sure graphics aren't cutting edge but I've always preferred story over how a game looks.
Battle system is taking me a hot minute to get used to - pacing is all over the place for me but im getting there!
The title screen for Pokémon Z A - It has a dark background, with green code-like strands fading in and out, and "Pokémon Legends Z A" across the center. The word "Pokémon" ombres from white to light pink and outlined in a dark grey, the word "Legends" is in the same dark grey colour as the outline. "Z A" has both green and black accents for its colour. My player character siting at a lovely Parisienne café with my pokémon "Bayleef" - nicknamed "Riko" beside me enjoying a coffee and a sandwhich. I am wearing a tweed plaid coat with orange and green colours, dark purple parachute pants, and a red beanie. Riko shares the same colour scheme as most others of his kind - a pale yellow body, green buds around his neck (like buds of flowers before they fully open up to bloom) and a majestic, big green leaf sprouting from his head. Chikorita, Bayleef, and Meganium are all quadrupedal pokémon. The scene is set on a bright, sunny day with barely a cloud in the sky, and the paris-esque background of the buildings and city streets makes it feel like life is so full!
October 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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my ass 😘
October 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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@just-an-adam.bsky.social got me some of the coolest bday gifts ever!

2nd picture is a "Labuboy" by the incredible Toronto-based artists @pansyassceramics.bsky.social
a mansion-shaped Halloween-themed birthday card and an orange snoopy hat! a picture of my hand holding a mint green ceramic flaccid uncircumcised penis and balls with a bubblegum pink pubic hair
October 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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love the costume but omg
October 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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If you see this, share a pic from your device with no explanation
October 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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secured! now to find an original.
(i love this baby blue colour 🩵)

#buckinghamnicks #records #70s
me holding a vinyl album titled "buckingham nicks" with, pictured from shoulders up, portraits of Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham in black and white. pictured is me holding the baby blue 33' vinyl record of the album "buckingham nicks"
September 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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oh i-
September 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Here's mine if it's welcome 🤭😌
September 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Meet Java the Cupp, my new Lafufu 🤎🍂🎃
#labubu #lafufu
A picture of me holding a small, sharp-toothed creature bearing a wide, closed-mouth smile and a menacing, furrowed brow. It has big bright eyes and is covered in soft brown fur except for its feet, hands, and face. It also has typical long upstanding bunny ears.
August 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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"Oh let's break it DOWN!"
August 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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July 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Okay, BlueSky, let's see those face cards ⬇️
A bearded man looking into the camera, his torso accompanied by his hairy chest is shown in the foreground, his eyes looking seductively at the camera as the light catches them at just the right angle to brighten them up. His one harm is resting behind his head casually.
July 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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July 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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*last one was our neighbors*

Our babies!!
July 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Nothing like an afternoon pussy-stretch before work 🥵😈
A bearded man with neon green hair sitting up right on his bed pantless and underwear-less stretching his hairy, tight, pink butthole with a 9 inch girthy translucent dildo, mouth agape in pure ecstasy with eyebrows furrowed in a submissive look. A bearded man with neon green hair sitting up right on his bed pantless and underwear-less in a wider angle, showing much more butt cheek stretching his hairy, tight, pink butthole with a 9 inch girthy translucent dildo, mouth agape in pure ecstasy with eyebrows furrowed in a submissive look.
June 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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sooo many people were walking on the adjacent trail while I took these 🤭

(yes it's sweaty, yes you can sniff it)

#gay #nsfw #nature
Me straddling my green, vintage bicycle, sitting on the seat, looking over my shoulder at the camera, with my pants pulled down exposing my hairy buttcheeks cradled in a jockstrap, keeping it secret to the trail-walkers passing close by. Me standing in front of my green vintage bike with my pants pulled down, exposing my big, round, hairy, sweaty buttcheeks while wearing a jockstrap.
June 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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umm
June 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Is it fat?! Someone tell me it's fat!!
#FCF #fcf #gay #uncut
My hairy uncut cock standing straight up, hard as a cock. My bare feet are in the background.
May 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Made an insta because I love taking pictures and wanted a social for JUST that.

If you still use Instagram, please follow! I'll probably follow back lol
May 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Weather was amazing this #HumpDay so a jockstrap felt mandatory 😌
#me
Me standing in front of my window in the sun in a black jockstrap. The jockstrap says "Zakk" all along the waistband.
May 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM