Jim “the Juul man” Jaylor
@sagethegentrified.bsky.social
Married father of 2! | Mets | Falcons | Will Drink Tequila With You | NE➡️OK➡️CA➡️GA➡️HI
Punched into a new level of the parenting stratosphere last night as I was just cheering on the 2 year old as he was vomiting out of nowhere on the linoleum floor.
Dad with a torn ACL vs sick 2 year old boy on deck for today 🫠
Dad with a torn ACL vs sick 2 year old boy on deck for today 🫠
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Punched into a new level of the parenting stratosphere last night as I was just cheering on the 2 year old as he was vomiting out of nowhere on the linoleum floor.
Dad with a torn ACL vs sick 2 year old boy on deck for today 🫠
Dad with a torn ACL vs sick 2 year old boy on deck for today 🫠
drank for the first time in a month last night… I don’t think I missed it as much as I thought I would have.
November 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
drank for the first time in a month last night… I don’t think I missed it as much as I thought I would have.
Broken tibia, torn ACL, and partially torn MCL and LCL. Gonna be down bad for the next year 🙁
October 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Broken tibia, torn ACL, and partially torn MCL and LCL. Gonna be down bad for the next year 🙁
I don’t want the dodgers to win but I’m ready for this to be over
October 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I don’t want the dodgers to win but I’m ready for this to be over
when it’s time to take the uniform off, it’s going to be exhilarating when I’m no longer in charge of humans.
October 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
when it’s time to take the uniform off, it’s going to be exhilarating when I’m no longer in charge of humans.
this Ninja Creami is life changing
October 16, 2025 at 7:38 AM
this Ninja Creami is life changing
it’s going to be a catastrophe if the troops don’t get paid on the 15th. my family and I are gonna be straight for a few months but that’s not the case for everyone
October 10, 2025 at 6:39 AM
it’s going to be a catastrophe if the troops don’t get paid on the 15th. my family and I are gonna be straight for a few months but that’s not the case for everyone
I did squats on Wednesday. I played basketball on Thursday. I’ve taken two epsom salt baths today in order to survive. This is 31 years old smh
October 4, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I did squats on Wednesday. I played basketball on Thursday. I’ve taken two epsom salt baths today in order to survive. This is 31 years old smh
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social the term “pervert football” has been permanently seared into my brain
October 4, 2025 at 8:09 AM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social the term “pervert football” has been permanently seared into my brain
I talk I my sleep when I’m too tired. Just woke yelling my wife’s name and woke her up. Should make for an interesting morning
October 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I talk I my sleep when I’m too tired. Just woke yelling my wife’s name and woke her up. Should make for an interesting morning
I’m more concerned with a person sitting around and waiting for Jimmy Fallon’s commentary on anything let alone politics.
October 1, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I’m more concerned with a person sitting around and waiting for Jimmy Fallon’s commentary on anything let alone politics.
not drinking until Halloween just to make sure I can do it. A little self check in here
October 1, 2025 at 7:30 AM
not drinking until Halloween just to make sure I can do it. A little self check in here
so Paul Finebaum giving SEC hot takes prepares him for service in Congress. got it
September 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
so Paul Finebaum giving SEC hot takes prepares him for service in Congress. got it
deleting previous posts in order to retain the health insurance for the kids. what a crazy place to be in in 2025
September 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
deleting previous posts in order to retain the health insurance for the kids. what a crazy place to be in in 2025
I gotta assume that we’re on the path of a mandated deep dive of social media accounts for military members. If y’all see us deleting, going private, etc. it’s a little too hot for us out there even when we didn’t do anything
September 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I gotta assume that we’re on the path of a mandated deep dive of social media accounts for military members. If y’all see us deleting, going private, etc. it’s a little too hot for us out there even when we didn’t do anything
these trips back home are great and are filled with sadness on both sides of the coin because it sucks to not be around but it also is sad to realize how I grew up isn’t normal or healthy
September 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
these trips back home are great and are filled with sadness on both sides of the coin because it sucks to not be around but it also is sad to realize how I grew up isn’t normal or healthy
I had a literal zombie dream I which humanity was falling like The Last of Us and the 28 __ Later franchise. Brain still thought it’d be cool to squeeze in panic about college and not getting something done for my degree 8 years ago smh.
September 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I had a literal zombie dream I which humanity was falling like The Last of Us and the 28 __ Later franchise. Brain still thought it’d be cool to squeeze in panic about college and not getting something done for my degree 8 years ago smh.
put up an absolute shot in the dark application with an airline lol
September 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
put up an absolute shot in the dark application with an airline lol
“you just need to rub some money on it” -American health care
September 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
“you just need to rub some money on it” -American health care
No matter what happens for the rest of the season, I’m ready for that final interview where someone is going to press Stearns on the future of this rotation. If the idea is the youth are going to fill out the rotation, then so be it. Come out and say it and don’t string us along.
August 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
No matter what happens for the rest of the season, I’m ready for that final interview where someone is going to press Stearns on the future of this rotation. If the idea is the youth are going to fill out the rotation, then so be it. Come out and say it and don’t string us along.
I can’t keep letting the kids watch the Mets like this 😞
August 31, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I can’t keep letting the kids watch the Mets like this 😞
the fact I never got a relationship with my cousins growing up is a tremendous source of frustration
August 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
the fact I never got a relationship with my cousins growing up is a tremendous source of frustration
doing karaoke with your people will instantly bring you closer
August 31, 2025 at 6:32 AM
doing karaoke with your people will instantly bring you closer
I like jokes as much as the next dude but if there was anything serious about feeling some type away about Cracker Barrel getting a new logo, I’d like to trade lives and bandwidth for real
August 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I like jokes as much as the next dude but if there was anything serious about feeling some type away about Cracker Barrel getting a new logo, I’d like to trade lives and bandwidth for real
I’ve got some serious questions if you had legitimate concerns about this Cracker Barrel rebrand fiasco
August 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I’ve got some serious questions if you had legitimate concerns about this Cracker Barrel rebrand fiasco