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@sagehasaned.bsky.social
I take diet pills and travel

If I have an underlining medical condition may my Versace heels be buried with me
I see why I haven’t dropped any pounds since the fucking Chinese festival started…
October 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I literally ate large ice cream waffle cone, a mango, and drank basically no water yesterday thinking I was gunna gain 2 pounds🧍‍♀️

I didn’t even poop yet what’s going on
September 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Also found out the reason I wasn’t dropping any weight last week was because I suddenly started working out again after not for 2 weeks. I didn’t know this can happen to you
August 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
August 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Fasting heals ur body tho
August 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Yayayaya
August 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I remember I made this thing. Reaching to 190 soon omg excited.
August 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This always cracks me up
June 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
This week, -5 pounds.

Broke my fast but I was felling fat until I dropped a pound anyways 😭😭
June 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
So mad, possibly fucked up my fast at this point
June 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
OMG LMAOO
June 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If I don’t get passed 200 I’m going to shoot someone and myself
June 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Back to fat burning mode 🫶
June 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Another glorious day of being a bad bitch who don't eat
June 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
All the supplements I take to survive a prolong fast and be pretty

Should I do a breakdown??
June 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Mad because why can’t my bandages look like this on me

I look like tied up dough
June 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Waiting for my organic groceries to deliver while I go to the gym is making me feel like a rich man’s housewife

Anyways, grocery haulllll
June 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
June 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
If I had a back like this, I would be a menace
June 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I accidentally cancelled my fast timer and now I wanna kms
June 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
All those 1.5k work outs made this so worth it 😭
June 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I deserve this
June 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
June 1, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I'm seriously going to learn Chinese just to use this app 😭
June 1, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Since I'm doing a prolong fasting, I did a meal plan to prevent refeeding syndrome + to work on my metabolism + introduce carbs and solid foods again
June 1, 2025 at 10:23 AM