Sage Blackwood
@sageblackwood.bsky.social
Author. Teacher. Six days younger than Singapore.
If Churchill is ready, let him come to Berlin.
Oh, wait, he did.
Oh, wait, he did.
September 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
If Churchill is ready, let him come to Berlin.
Oh, wait, he did.
Oh, wait, he did.
Like any incipient dictatorship, they're making it harder for citizens to GTFO.
July 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Like any incipient dictatorship, they're making it harder for citizens to GTFO.
I've been expecting this. High on any autocracy's To Do list is making it harder to leave.
July 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I've been expecting this. High on any autocracy's To Do list is making it harder to leave.
TFW you tell someone you're a teacher and they say "Thank you."
June 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
TFW you tell someone you're a teacher and they say "Thank you."
TFW you get a form email from your alumni office asking if you know of any alumni who are authors.
June 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
TFW you get a form email from your alumni office asking if you know of any alumni who are authors.
Suddenly I'm a Dodgers fan.
June 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Suddenly I'm a Dodgers fan.
I haven't bought coffee grounds for a few weeks.
Just saw the new prices.
Are we great again yet?
Just saw the new prices.
Are we great again yet?
June 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I haven't bought coffee grounds for a few weeks.
Just saw the new prices.
Are we great again yet?
Just saw the new prices.
Are we great again yet?
TFW you go and get a job and then your book sales pick up again.
June 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
TFW you go and get a job and then your book sales pick up again.
Anyone suffering from an irony deficiency?
June 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Anyone suffering from an irony deficiency?
No chicken should be inconvenienced for him.
May 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
No chicken should be inconvenienced for him.
TFW your publisher asks where to send author's copies of a translation of your book that they never even told you was being translated.
April 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
TFW your publisher asks where to send author's copies of a translation of your book that they never even told you was being translated.
Next come the tariffs on fur tuxedos.
April 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Next come the tariffs on fur tuxedos.
The consultation:
April 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The consultation:
