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BREAKING: Trump suddenly very worried about the thing he swore was fake
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
BREAKING: Trump suddenly very worried about the thing he swore was fake
Trump: “The Epstein files are a hoax!”
Also Trump: “Please, PLEASE don’t release the hoax, I’m begging you.”
Also Trump: “Please, PLEASE don’t release the hoax, I’m begging you.”
November 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Trump: “The Epstein files are a hoax!”
Also Trump: “Please, PLEASE don’t release the hoax, I’m begging you.”
Also Trump: “Please, PLEASE don’t release the hoax, I’m begging you.”
If it really was a hoax like he said… why is Trump in full panic mode? He’s pulling out the big guns to block the vote.
November 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
If it really was a hoax like he said… why is Trump in full panic mode? He’s pulling out the big guns to block the vote.
Wait a minute… So Trump says the Epstein files are a Democrat hoax and is now begging Republicans to block them? Big brain move, Donald.
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Wait a minute… So Trump says the Epstein files are a Democrat hoax and is now begging Republicans to block them? Big brain move, Donald.
You CLAIM to hate women with OF, but would fold if one blinked in your direction.
Be serious, microwave dinner boy.
Be serious, microwave dinner boy.
November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
You CLAIM to hate women with OF, but would fold if one blinked in your direction.
Be serious, microwave dinner boy.
Be serious, microwave dinner boy.
The algorithm gets me. If I wanted “the other side,” I’d go to dinner with my grandmother
November 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The algorithm gets me. If I wanted “the other side,” I’d go to dinner with my grandmother
If ‘it was a horse’ is the best version of the cover story, I’m terrified to know the worst.
November 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If ‘it was a horse’ is the best version of the cover story, I’m terrified to know the worst.
Is Bubba A) Bill Clinton, or B) Ghislane Maxwell's horse?? Because I don’t see how claiming it’s a horse improves the narrative 😵💫
November 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Is Bubba A) Bill Clinton, or B) Ghislane Maxwell's horse?? Because I don’t see how claiming it’s a horse improves the narrative 😵💫
GOP sees Clinton in the Epstein files and acts like they discovered fire.
Democrats? Rolling their eyes at the rest of the oligarchy still hiding in plain sight.
Democrats? Rolling their eyes at the rest of the oligarchy still hiding in plain sight.
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
GOP sees Clinton in the Epstein files and acts like they discovered fire.
Democrats? Rolling their eyes at the rest of the oligarchy still hiding in plain sight.
Democrats? Rolling their eyes at the rest of the oligarchy still hiding in plain sight.
GOP sees one tree (Clinton), Dems see the entire forest burning.
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
GOP sees one tree (Clinton), Dems see the entire forest burning.
Meanwhile, Democrats are shrugging: “Cool, another billionaire’s receipts. Now can we see everyone else?”
November 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Meanwhile, Democrats are shrugging: “Cool, another billionaire’s receipts. Now can we see everyone else?”
The GOP’s lighting torches for Clinton, but Dems are just asking, “Can we just burn ALL the rich… not just the token dem guy?”
November 16, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The GOP’s lighting torches for Clinton, but Dems are just asking, “Can we just burn ALL the rich… not just the token dem guy?”
#Republicans are acting like they just struck gold: “Bill Clinton’s in the files!”… as if that’s going to destroy the left.
Funny, #Democrats just shrug: “Cool, now let’s see the rest of the names”
Funny, #Democrats just shrug: “Cool, now let’s see the rest of the names”
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
#Republicans are acting like they just struck gold: “Bill Clinton’s in the files!”… as if that’s going to destroy the left.
Funny, #Democrats just shrug: “Cool, now let’s see the rest of the names”
Funny, #Democrats just shrug: “Cool, now let’s see the rest of the names”
Funny how every Epstein leak leads to an immediate spike in Instagram posts like: ‘Here’s me doing NORMAL things with NORMAL people’
November 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Funny how every Epstein leak leads to an immediate spike in Instagram posts like: ‘Here’s me doing NORMAL things with NORMAL people’
If panic had a ringtone, it would be whatever sound elite PR firms hear the moment Epstein documents drop
November 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM
If panic had a ringtone, it would be whatever sound elite PR firms hear the moment Epstein documents drop
The Epstein files: proving once again that the world isn’t run by a secret cabal of geniuses, but by a group of idiots with money.
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
The Epstein files: proving once again that the world isn’t run by a secret cabal of geniuses, but by a group of idiots with money.
The Venn diagram of “I’ve never met him” and “Here are 37 photos of us together” is a circle whenever the Epstein files are involved.
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The Venn diagram of “I’ve never met him” and “Here are 37 photos of us together” is a circle whenever the Epstein files are involved.
The real plot twist of the Epstein files? How many “important people” suddenly claim they “don’t recall” anything before 2010.
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The real plot twist of the Epstein files? How many “important people” suddenly claim they “don’t recall” anything before 2010.
Trump cutting loose Marjorie Taylor Greene is peak MAGA: loyalty is mandatory until you’re not loyal ENOUGH.
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Trump cutting loose Marjorie Taylor Greene is peak MAGA: loyalty is mandatory until you’re not loyal ENOUGH.
Another Jan 6 pardon??! Trump really said “character growth is for other people” 🤡
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Another Jan 6 pardon??! Trump really said “character growth is for other people” 🤡
Could the ‘Bubba’ that Trump blew be someone else, too? If so, why use the same nickname for two people? Is this a metaphor for something, or legit?
November 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Could the ‘Bubba’ that Trump blew be someone else, too? If so, why use the same nickname for two people? Is this a metaphor for something, or legit?
Epstein emails out, Trump silent, MAGA in flames.
I guess the circus finally set its own tent on fire 🤡
I guess the circus finally set its own tent on fire 🤡
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Epstein emails out, Trump silent, MAGA in flames.
I guess the circus finally set its own tent on fire 🤡
I guess the circus finally set its own tent on fire 🤡
The MAGA timeline right now: denial, deflection, despair. The Epstein receipts are cooking, and the cult can’t handle the heat 🫢
November 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The MAGA timeline right now: denial, deflection, despair. The Epstein receipts are cooking, and the cult can’t handle the heat 🫢
Trump’s quiet while some of Epstein’s emails drop? That silence is screaming guilt (or blocked arteries).
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Trump’s quiet while some of Epstein’s emails drop? That silence is screaming guilt (or blocked arteries).