Okay.
First full week of 2026 starts tomorrow.
That leaves me a good 14hrs 30Mins to fret about "REALLY" starting my new year.
First full week of 2026 starts tomorrow.
That leaves me a good 14hrs 30Mins to fret about "REALLY" starting my new year.
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Okay.
First full week of 2026 starts tomorrow.
That leaves me a good 14hrs 30Mins to fret about "REALLY" starting my new year.
First full week of 2026 starts tomorrow.
That leaves me a good 14hrs 30Mins to fret about "REALLY" starting my new year.
14 minutes into 2026, and there isn't a new national crises yet. I'm shocked, shooked, and shaken!
January 1, 2026 at 7:15 AM
14 minutes into 2026, and there isn't a new national crises yet. I'm shocked, shooked, and shaken!
Sometimes, I wonder what's new on Kickstarter, but never enough to turn off my vpn.
January 1, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Sometimes, I wonder what's new on Kickstarter, but never enough to turn off my vpn.
October 2025's list of the worst things someone else can tell you.
4. "Did you see where the scorpion went after I slapped it off bed?"
4. "Did you see where the scorpion went after I slapped it off bed?"
October 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
October 2025's list of the worst things someone else can tell you.
4. "Did you see where the scorpion went after I slapped it off bed?"
4. "Did you see where the scorpion went after I slapped it off bed?"
October 2025's list of the worst things someone else can tell you.
3. "No. I gave you the key!"
3. "No. I gave you the key!"
October 2, 2025 at 6:33 AM
October 2025's list of the worst things someone else can tell you.
3. "No. I gave you the key!"
3. "No. I gave you the key!"
October 2025's list of the worst things someone else can tell you.
2. "Hey, you remember that 50$ I lent you last week that you promised I wouldn't have to remind you about a week from last... Oh. Don't think I won't chase you for 50$!"
2. "Hey, you remember that 50$ I lent you last week that you promised I wouldn't have to remind you about a week from last... Oh. Don't think I won't chase you for 50$!"
October 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
October 2025's list of the worst things someone else can tell you.
2. "Hey, you remember that 50$ I lent you last week that you promised I wouldn't have to remind you about a week from last... Oh. Don't think I won't chase you for 50$!"
2. "Hey, you remember that 50$ I lent you last week that you promised I wouldn't have to remind you about a week from last... Oh. Don't think I won't chase you for 50$!"
October 2025's list of the worst things someone else can tell you.
1. "You're not the only one here with the runs."
1. "You're not the only one here with the runs."
October 1, 2025 at 5:58 AM
October 2025's list of the worst things someone else can tell you.
1. "You're not the only one here with the runs."
1. "You're not the only one here with the runs."
Yesterday, I had a revelation.
Today, I have a question "what revelation did I have, again?"
Today, I have a question "what revelation did I have, again?"
September 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Yesterday, I had a revelation.
Today, I have a question "what revelation did I have, again?"
Today, I have a question "what revelation did I have, again?"
Can't help but feel we're over do for a "Paul Bunyan vs the Train-bot" movie.
August 29, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Can't help but feel we're over do for a "Paul Bunyan vs the Train-bot" movie.
That point where a dog appears asleep, but you know once you lie down, he'll need to go out to pee, is a level of anxiety I've yet to experience from any horror movie.
August 29, 2025 at 6:51 AM
That point where a dog appears asleep, but you know once you lie down, he'll need to go out to pee, is a level of anxiety I've yet to experience from any horror movie.
And so it begins, again, again, and again, for the fifth time, today: procrastination.
August 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
And so it begins, again, again, and again, for the fifth time, today: procrastination.
It's 2:10am, and we all know what comes next:
2:11am.
2:11am.
August 16, 2025 at 8:10 AM
It's 2:10am, and we all know what comes next:
2:11am.
2:11am.
A general rule of advice:
Get better advice.
Get better advice.
August 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
A general rule of advice:
Get better advice.
Get better advice.
Status: Status
New Post: New Post
New Post: New Post
July 18, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Status: Status
New Post: New Post
New Post: New Post
If not for the texture, Iceberg lettuce wouldn't be the universally second worst thing on every sandwich, right after any kind of onion not in powdered form.
July 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
If not for the texture, Iceberg lettuce wouldn't be the universally second worst thing on every sandwich, right after any kind of onion not in powdered form.
Note to self: Don't forget!
July 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Note to self: Don't forget!
Insomnia is the worst.
You're body screams "time for bed"!
Your eyes complain about the weight of the world, and the pillow feels so inviting.
Then, you're brain on a mission of vengeance, because of a bump against the car roof whispers "Not tonight.There's underwear and pants that need sorting"
You're body screams "time for bed"!
Your eyes complain about the weight of the world, and the pillow feels so inviting.
Then, you're brain on a mission of vengeance, because of a bump against the car roof whispers "Not tonight.There's underwear and pants that need sorting"
June 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Insomnia is the worst.
You're body screams "time for bed"!
Your eyes complain about the weight of the world, and the pillow feels so inviting.
Then, you're brain on a mission of vengeance, because of a bump against the car roof whispers "Not tonight.There's underwear and pants that need sorting"
You're body screams "time for bed"!
Your eyes complain about the weight of the world, and the pillow feels so inviting.
Then, you're brain on a mission of vengeance, because of a bump against the car roof whispers "Not tonight.There's underwear and pants that need sorting"
I came
I burped
I continued to taste the burp
I started regretting some choices that led me here
I got a big cup of water, and hoped that was enough
I am growing worried that this aftertaste will stay forever
I have come to terms with this being my life from here on out
I burped
I continued to taste the burp
I started regretting some choices that led me here
I got a big cup of water, and hoped that was enough
I am growing worried that this aftertaste will stay forever
I have come to terms with this being my life from here on out
June 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I came
I burped
I continued to taste the burp
I started regretting some choices that led me here
I got a big cup of water, and hoped that was enough
I am growing worried that this aftertaste will stay forever
I have come to terms with this being my life from here on out
I burped
I continued to taste the burp
I started regretting some choices that led me here
I got a big cup of water, and hoped that was enough
I am growing worried that this aftertaste will stay forever
I have come to terms with this being my life from here on out
When in doubt about how late you'll be, go for "I'll be there in 5(4(3(2(1)))-ish(-sec(-minutes(hours(days(weeks)))))), maybe, approximately I hope"
June 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
When in doubt about how late you'll be, go for "I'll be there in 5(4(3(2(1)))-ish(-sec(-minutes(hours(days(weeks)))))), maybe, approximately I hope"
Time to start getting ready for beginning to prepare physical and mentally to hype myself up for the state of mind to imagine myself in a flow state where things get done, and eventually, with the grace of fortune and caffeine, I can start start to check of things on my to-do list checked off!
June 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Time to start getting ready for beginning to prepare physical and mentally to hype myself up for the state of mind to imagine myself in a flow state where things get done, and eventually, with the grace of fortune and caffeine, I can start start to check of things on my to-do list checked off!
Telling yourself "It's a funhouse mirror" every time you see your reflection on something is a great way to make the constant hum of carnival music be a little less creepy tot he people watching you from a distance.
June 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Telling yourself "It's a funhouse mirror" every time you see your reflection on something is a great way to make the constant hum of carnival music be a little less creepy tot he people watching you from a distance.
Notice I could've used a curse word in this post, but didn't.
Now that takes some fucking CLASS!
Now that takes some fucking CLASS!
June 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Notice I could've used a curse word in this post, but didn't.
Now that takes some fucking CLASS!
Now that takes some fucking CLASS!
I told myself: "No, pie for you."
"None!"
"Not a single bite!"
....
"The"
*chew*
"hell"
*chew *
"do "
*chew*
"you"
*chew*
"need"
*chew*
"more"
*chew*
"sugar"
*chew*
"for"
*chew*
"?"
*content sounding swallow*
"None!"
"Not a single bite!"
....
"The"
*chew*
"hell"
*chew *
"do "
*chew*
"you"
*chew*
"need"
*chew*
"more"
*chew*
"sugar"
*chew*
"for"
*chew*
"?"
*content sounding swallow*
June 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I told myself: "No, pie for you."
"None!"
"Not a single bite!"
....
"The"
*chew*
"hell"
*chew *
"do "
*chew*
"you"
*chew*
"need"
*chew*
"more"
*chew*
"sugar"
*chew*
"for"
*chew*
"?"
*content sounding swallow*
"None!"
"Not a single bite!"
....
"The"
*chew*
"hell"
*chew *
"do "
*chew*
"you"
*chew*
"need"
*chew*
"more"
*chew*
"sugar"
*chew*
"for"
*chew*
"?"
*content sounding swallow*
If I were on fire, where would I be?
If I had a say, on set as a stunt performer, but if I didn't, I'd be in a state of panic.
If I had a say, on set as a stunt performer, but if I didn't, I'd be in a state of panic.
June 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If I were on fire, where would I be?
If I had a say, on set as a stunt performer, but if I didn't, I'd be in a state of panic.
If I had a say, on set as a stunt performer, but if I didn't, I'd be in a state of panic.
Turns out I'd rather walk around in 100+ degrees, with a constant smell of pork floating around me than work in an air conditioned room, listening to a very odd man tell me(x9) how "lucky" I am to no longer smell bacon cooking.
I like the smell of bacon!
I like the smell of bacon!
June 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Turns out I'd rather walk around in 100+ degrees, with a constant smell of pork floating around me than work in an air conditioned room, listening to a very odd man tell me(x9) how "lucky" I am to no longer smell bacon cooking.
I like the smell of bacon!
I like the smell of bacon!