After a decade of procrastination I finally unsubscribed to nearly all of my e mails.
Now when I refresh my feed there’s just an empty void of nothingness.
*clicks refresh like a cocaine hungry rodent in Rat Park

‘There is no car. It is so grim, depressing and derivative, that the world’s most famous Jaguar driver, John Prescott, literally died the next day…’

Giles Coren 🔥 taking Jaguar’s ad rebrand personally 😂
And if Jan Leeming likes what Giles says, then quite frankly, I’m in 🙏🏽

Went on a cruise 🚢 for work, with mostly over 75-year-olds.
🍷 Didnt see one of them question their booze intake
🧠 Over analyse or question themselves repeatedly
🥐 Or pause at the pastry counter and walk on forlornly
🪩 They also busted nifty moves on the dance floor.
Basically my new life inspo

Lads, it’s my first Saga cruise 🚢
(they’re for the over 50s - for you non uk peeps)!

Have fallen in love with majority of the over 70s, who are living these vivid, story-full lives.

The rooms also open up onto the water which means you fall asleep to views like this.

But the people are best ❤️