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SafireStorm
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Wife & mom • My pets are family too • SciFi fantasy mystery Nerd • Love nature & appreciate art of all kinds • Lifelong Dem • HUMAN RIGHTS • Climate Change • Science • Never Stop Learning • FFS READ
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I was curious. I'm dying 🤣 My family is laughing hysterically!!! This is the most inaccurate representation of me irl 😆🖕🤣
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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The head of a squishy black cat with green eyes resting on a mat covered in painterly green grapes, cheese and a glass of red wine.
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Remember this version
🤣🤣🤣
Six men standing in a row, each wearing formal black tie on the top and festive boxer shorts on the bottom.
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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I swear, the weather reports change hourly. Yesterday they said it would be dry until Saturday. I'm just gonna start using this
Rock with the following written on it : SMART ROCK WEATHER REPORT If the rock is HOT...SUNNY If the rock is WET...RAINING If the rock is COOL...OVERCAST If the rock is WHITE...SNOWING If the rock is MOVING...EARTHQUAKE If the rock is MISSING...It's been STOLEN
October 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Founders Day (2024)
Not quite, but a fun 🍿slasher movie
Movie poster: on a red and black striped background a zombie George Washington, holding a bloody gavel, is seen rising behind a grouping of the cast of actors. The words "FOUNDERS DAY" appears at the bottom
October 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Portland, OR area
Someone shared this with me. Please share and, even if you're not in need, support this business if you can.

(Going to share/repost as much as I can)
X post from Heretic Coffee: NO ONE should have to worry about their next meal. Portland fam, we know it's not much, but we'll do our best to keep you fed. Starting November 1st, each day 8am-2pm. Starting November 1st If you are losing your SNAP benefits and are unsure how to feed your family, then breakfast is on us. Just ask for the "Snap Breakfast," and our baristas will know what to do, and will take care of you. ❤ Come in each day until your SNAP is back.
October 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Slither (2006)
Art for the 2006 movie Slither showing characters shocked, afraid and screaming with a slimy humanoid creature behind them
October 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Omg! I can do one better! Eliminates a whole step. I've got a bottle of this. Happy day! 🥳
Picture of a bottle of Hiram Walker Original Apricot Flavored Brandy
October 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Movie poster of the cast of Ocean's 8
October 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Just read this today
KTLA 5 News weather outlook for the next 3 months: The forecast is less clear for most of the northern states along the U.S.-Canada border...Those states have equal chances of average temperatures, below-average temperatures and above- average temperatures, according the NOAA.
October 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Did a quick search and... just saying... if you love someone 🤷‍♀️
Search results showing results with articles: "Smelling Farts Is Healthy", "Farts might protect your heart, research reveals" and "Smelling farts could be the best thing you do..."
October 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Got a landspout/shelter warning on my phone near the Portland area
Text reads : LANDSPOUT THREAT Portland NWS issued a special weather s... Picture of dark ominous storm clouds with a landslide reaching towards the ground
October 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Isn't it great to get surprise "Welcome Home" gifts! 😃
Here's a pic of my experimental geranium I had asked about. She just bloomed again and looks like at least 5 more budding branches have formed!
Geranium plant with a cluster of bright red blooms above dense green foliage
October 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Cooties
2 movie posters for the movie Cooties. First has the main cast surrounded by zombie children. Second has a yellow diamond "Children at play" sign where the children silhouettes are zombies.
October 10, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Harley
Black and white fluffy dog wearing a green plaid scarf is looking sweetly at the camera
October 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Harley and Snickers ❤
A furry black and white dog curled up next to a striped gray cat, making together on a brown leather chair
October 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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We Bought A Zoo

:20 seconds of courage
Profile close-up of actor Matt Damon in the movie We Bought A Zoo. In yellow writing at the bottom of says, "Sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage, twenty seconds of embarrassing bravery. "
August 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Hey @fivetimessix.bsky.social !
I made it on a list! I'm "reactionary" 😁
August 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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My son and his friends live tracking down an internet mystery and they found it! It's available on several free streaming platforms. Bomb Girls
Poster advertising the series Bomb Girls
March 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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This
A woman looking at an art piece comprised of a banana taped to a wall that sold for $6.2 million at auction
March 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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I'm so sorry. Harley was mine. I've had dogs all my life and loved them all. But none like him.
Boston Terrier/Shitzu mix dog posing on a chair for a picture
March 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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These are too high for me to get down easily. If they want to hang it's fine by me. It's always time!
Halloween bat decorations on a wall
March 2, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Bothers me every day
Sewer cover with painted line that does not match up
February 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Yes! Like these!
Corded headphones in the shape of elf ears
January 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Maybe this
January 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM