safetysage🐸
@safetysage.bsky.social
[31, they/them] not-so-local cryptid made of Taylor Swift songs, an ounce of weed, a mountain of tears, a worn out Twilight book, & all the love we can muster. ur govt assigned himbo friend <3
best weekend of my life with the best friend I could ever fucking have. 🖤
October 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
best weekend of my life with the best friend I could ever fucking have. 🖤
I shouldn't vaguepost but believe it or not this is the less petty option. enjoy your life, it's too bad I couldn't be a part of it.
September 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I shouldn't vaguepost but believe it or not this is the less petty option. enjoy your life, it's too bad I couldn't be a part of it.
first day of the new semester~
September 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
first day of the new semester~
occasionally I look over and see bbno$ looking back at me and everything gets 2% better
July 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
occasionally I look over and see bbno$ looking back at me and everything gets 2% better
in this house we stan icon @lilithomen.bsky.social
July 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
in this house we stan icon @lilithomen.bsky.social
Why do I have to go to work? When I could stay home and pet cat?
March 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Why do I have to go to work? When I could stay home and pet cat?
the most perfect kitty.
February 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
the most perfect kitty.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
December 28, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
December 20, 2024 at 6:03 AM
December 17, 2024 at 12:40 AM
oh so NYT *didn't* see the best episode of Glee I guess??? this is bullshit
December 16, 2024 at 4:10 AM
oh so NYT *didn't* see the best episode of Glee I guess??? this is bullshit
December 15, 2024 at 6:22 AM
dog sitting this sweet baby tonight~
December 14, 2024 at 2:23 AM
dog sitting this sweet baby tonight~
"how cold is Minnesota, sage?"
my window has frosted over. INSIDE.
my window has frosted over. INSIDE.
December 13, 2024 at 8:14 PM
"how cold is Minnesota, sage?"
my window has frosted over. INSIDE.
my window has frosted over. INSIDE.
the real Hells Kitchen restaurant! honestly 10/10 food and atmosphere
December 6, 2024 at 10:24 PM
the real Hells Kitchen restaurant! honestly 10/10 food and atmosphere