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The Crystal Rodent
@safcar.bsky.social
29, He/Him

A carby boy who loves lots of things that don't mesh well. Do NOT ask me to commission you, if I want to then I will ask you.

#2025MediaThread

Tags in progress eventually:
transformation | vore | limbuscompany | ocart | traditionalart
December 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Apologies in advance if male chest isn't SFW but regardless, good luck everyone!
December 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Hey pat if you want some potential podcast title gold next week the other site's full of some UNHINGED shit like this person who compared the TGAs this year to the holocaust
December 12, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Don't come to my place this is what's waiting for you
December 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
(This character btw not the pfp one)
December 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
TLDR:
"What if Naruto used a gun to shoot Hank Hill" = broke

"What if Kazuya 10-Hit Comboed Mario while Minecraft Steve mined for Diamonds before Sora can land a Home Run Bat seing on him" = Woke

"What if Gregor Samsa did the coolest Arknights Move Ever" = Ascended
December 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I got like three others lol this is a good format
December 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Thanks for the new format homie
December 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
For naming conventions, when in doubt just look through etymologies and see what comes to mind. It's what helps with my naming.

Though if he were a superhero, Whizz Kidd comes to mind.
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
My Sniperwild OC atop a throne with an immense gut in need of servants to rub and worship it?
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Since I'm trying to not be too Dislyte focused anymore, changed pfps! Credit to @/donutskunk.bsky.social for the full piece below, it's of my FFTA OC, Rodrigo!

He's an actual unit I trained up to be a monster of a Morpher/Black Mage, so I worked that into his background.
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Alright here's my send-off to Dislyte for now. Ranking all the espers in terms of overall design.

Top 20 are ranked in order. The rest of the tiers, no. Thoughts in the Alt Text.

For those curious:
Yorana is B Tier
Victor is A Tier
Meta Alexa is B Tier
Nyles is A Tier
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Club Deputies have been doing an amazing job managing the weekly GvG and GvE content so I don't doubt they will keep up the good work

I'm gonna mostly watch what's happening from the sidelines, in case of any specific designs that crop up, but I'm good not playing Dislyte anymore

Brewsty da best.
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
End of an era
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Badrun could be fun, especially because he's a "born in the streets, raised by elites" guy who has a lot of fuel for kinks as an herbalist. Even has a theme song. And a video ref too youtu.be/E9K1a2lbe08?...
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Happy NuMouVember! Gonna post an old doodle of my Nu Mou OC, Rodrigo. Hopefully I can draw a new one this month

#NuMou #NuMouVember #FFTA
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Please lord let me be the first person to make this stupid joke #LimbusCompany
November 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
My new favorite moment from Do No Harm
October 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Some people really have nothing better to do huh
October 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Whoever on Pokemon GO decided to include this detail for the Halloween Pumpkaboo deserves a raise
October 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
October 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I forgot if I ever posted about this but a friend of mine took me and my BF to a sex store and while I was there I didn't even super fixate on much, but I saw an aviator cap and immediately put two and two together

Guess I'm working on a Brewster ensemble lol
October 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Thank you Adrina Dislyte

(And also Emma to a lesser extent)
October 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
OCs, you say? Then here's four
October 9, 2025 at 7:11 AM