Condolences, I told my kids not to study archeology in college. I did and my life has been in ruins ever since.

Lying implies intent, he was mistaken.

If only they took this route with guns...

You misread that lyric

Vampire
D&D
Wraith
Shadowrun
Teenagers from outer space.

Do you have a problem with multisylabic words or do you just dislike academic language ?

1.
serving as a typical example of something.
"his biography is paradigmatic of the experiences of this generation"
2.
of or denoting the relationship between a set of linguistic items that form mutually exclusive choices in particular syntactic roles.

I have never understood defining oneself with any political party. They all change. None of the current parties really represent what they used too

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