Mister’s first time outside!

For being a three legged cat, he sure can run away from me. I’m glad we have a high fence because I looked ridiculous chasing him down to get back inside.

Getting my new hearing aids today (aka my bank account is being completely drained 😭😭😭) so here’s my rant about our terrible healthcare in the US

I’m racing to get as much taken care of before I turn 26 and lose my insurance.

the way I’ve been waiting for this for months 💅❤️

My cat kept crawling onto my shoulder demanding to be snuggled (while I was busy, of course) so we decided this was a good solution.

He’s very pleased with it 💗

Mine will sit right behind my laptop to bask in the hot air whenever I’m doing homework or gaming 😂 the stare always gets me

I love early spring flowers 💕 the flowers on the trees outside my window are already dropping their petals and revealing leaves 🍃

I got a similar picture leaving work tonight! Lovely views

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No negative energy here. Just my cat enjoying my new furniture as if he paid for it. (This is ~his~ chair now)

my hemophiliac cat gives me constant anxiety because he is INSANE and will take flying leaps at anything he finds interesting 😭

Sir, your tumble out of the cabinet just cost me 2k, are you aware of that?

saw John Oliver do stand up in DC last night and hands down my favorite bit was about him being booed at a Sesame Street charity event and Bert & Ernie looking at him disapprovingly with their puppet eyes 😭 how do you fuck up that bad that a muppet is upset with you

does my pet shrimp know that I love him 🥹 it’s VERY important

oh, to be a cat snuggled in a heated blanket

nothing better than making awful Christmas cookies with your family to relax