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I can do no wrong!
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Damn, C3P0 built just like me frfr
One Direction? More like One Died, Erection!
October 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I’ll be honest. The racist version of this app is better
October 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Build my own chipotle? Who’s going to pay my hourly???
October 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Do kids even have an end of the world hoax to believe in now a days??? Gen Alpha needs their Y2K or 2012
July 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
They added a sixth night at Freddy’s???
June 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
🗣️🗣️THESE CARDINALS LOVE SOSA🗣️🗣️
May 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Do Italians kiss with their hands?
April 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Tony Hawks Underground Railroad
April 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Watch out JB! They might think you’re MS-13 with that sweatshirt!
April 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The new Black Country, New Road is WOW!
April 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Im about to be smokin on that guy walking too slow in front of me pack
April 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Guys, are we sure the Price Master is the one who should be in charge of setting tariffs?
April 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
There must be a Spanish word for this feeling.
April 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Didn’t some 19 year old with military access go to jail for a long time doing the same thing Pete Hegseth did???
March 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I read the JFK report and honestly, it’s awful. There’s no plot, characters are really hard to relate to, and the end feels incomplete and forced. I’ll give my full review on GoodReads
March 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Why don’t they ever talk about TV shows at The Oscars?
March 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
There’s a monster under your bed that eats feet and then convinces everyone it was actually diabetes. That’s why you need to keep your feet under the covers
February 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Sorry, I don’t see people only color
February 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My whole life I thought I was racist. Turns out I was just gay!
February 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Sorry BlueSky. Kanye started schizo posting on 𝕏
February 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Forgotten 😢
January 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I want these two to kiss so f’ing bad
January 10, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I think going to jail would vastly improve my life right now
January 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Casually lying to my family about doing OnlyFans for the past year so they have something to talk to my parents about
December 25, 2024 at 4:29 AM
You think Elon Musk fucked Giorgia Meloni???
December 12, 2024 at 2:58 AM