just texted everyone that i have a close relationship with “hey we need to talk” and shut off my phone

just checked my hinge to find out how old i am

Quit drinking for the month of august

I think we all fucked up when “tax the rich” became our rallying cry. America is rich, the problem is not that there’s not enough money, the problem is that it doesn’t go anywhere that would help a single normal person

I’m the one person who clicks the question mark by the security code field when you are paying online every time so they have to keep putting that in sorry guys

I listened to Sling one too many times and now my insta explore page is entirely photographs of Clairo

I’m queering polyamory by only dating one person

elliott smith: drink up baby, look at the stars, i’ll kiss you again, behind the

beastie boys, in unison: BARS

okay you can’t all be silly little
guys, some of you need to run the post office and stuff