Darren Ewing
@sadknob.bsky.social
writer. telly director. earned a few shiny things. scotland is home. i own a pub in ireland. working on a project in chicago. science. history. atheist. he/him/his. 🏴
ALT: me holding a pencil & a blue butterfly
BNR: bogart & malone in "the big sleep" 1946
ALT: me holding a pencil & a blue butterfly
BNR: bogart & malone in "the big sleep" 1946
🤣 tried to find a picture—they were all over the place when i was last there. like this except taller and green and that painting that looks like creepy melania is just a coincidence.😳
November 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
🤣 tried to find a picture—they were all over the place when i was last there. like this except taller and green and that painting that looks like creepy melania is just a coincidence.😳
i'm gonna skip a day celebrating men until a time when men aren't the biggest oppressors on the fucking planet.
we all get forlorn and lonely.
go paint something, read a poem, sort the bog plumbing, or plant a tree.
take control of your own narrative.
it's national alpaca day.
learn the lute.
we all get forlorn and lonely.
go paint something, read a poem, sort the bog plumbing, or plant a tree.
take control of your own narrative.
it's national alpaca day.
learn the lute.
November 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i'm gonna skip a day celebrating men until a time when men aren't the biggest oppressors on the fucking planet.
we all get forlorn and lonely.
go paint something, read a poem, sort the bog plumbing, or plant a tree.
take control of your own narrative.
it's national alpaca day.
learn the lute.
we all get forlorn and lonely.
go paint something, read a poem, sort the bog plumbing, or plant a tree.
take control of your own narrative.
it's national alpaca day.
learn the lute.
i haven't directed much in the last ten years—some telly in the uk and dabbled in indy stuff that imploded. but i'm considering an offer to try my hand at directing a play in nyc next spring.
it's about a ghost.😀
also... i've never directed a play and i'm scared i'll fuck it up.🥺
it's about a ghost.😀
also... i've never directed a play and i'm scared i'll fuck it up.🥺
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
i haven't directed much in the last ten years—some telly in the uk and dabbled in indy stuff that imploded. but i'm considering an offer to try my hand at directing a play in nyc next spring.
it's about a ghost.😀
also... i've never directed a play and i'm scared i'll fuck it up.🥺
it's about a ghost.😀
also... i've never directed a play and i'm scared i'll fuck it up.🥺
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
everything you lot are posting about american politics and paedophiles and the like is correct and i'll chime in tomorrow.
right now i'm enjoying the scotland win. 🏴
...also blocking some (mostly english🧐) goblins.
sláinte.🥃
right now i'm enjoying the scotland win. 🏴
...also blocking some (mostly english🧐) goblins.
sláinte.🥃
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
everything you lot are posting about american politics and paedophiles and the like is correct and i'll chime in tomorrow.
right now i'm enjoying the scotland win. 🏴
...also blocking some (mostly english🧐) goblins.
sláinte.🥃
right now i'm enjoying the scotland win. 🏴
...also blocking some (mostly english🧐) goblins.
sláinte.🥃
🏴 KABOOM! 🏴
💙🤍💙🤍💙🤍
💙🤍💙🤍💙🤍
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
🏴 KABOOM! 🏴
💙🤍💙🤍💙🤍
💙🤍💙🤍💙🤍
i am working and have nothing to add except shocked walrus.
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
i am working and have nothing to add except shocked walrus.
this turtle is happy that you exist.
so am i.
keep going.
so am i.
keep going.
November 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
this turtle is happy that you exist.
so am i.
keep going.
so am i.
keep going.
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 AM
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
is it obvious that i'm writing about a giant monster? 'cause i'm writing about a giant monster.
for korean telly
i don't know any korean that won't get me slapped—except "bung-eobbang-i-da" (you're a fish pie?) which might get me slapped.
they only hired me because i look like gandolf right now.😐
for korean telly
i don't know any korean that won't get me slapped—except "bung-eobbang-i-da" (you're a fish pie?) which might get me slapped.
they only hired me because i look like gandolf right now.😐
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
is it obvious that i'm writing about a giant monster? 'cause i'm writing about a giant monster.
for korean telly
i don't know any korean that won't get me slapped—except "bung-eobbang-i-da" (you're a fish pie?) which might get me slapped.
they only hired me because i look like gandolf right now.😐
for korean telly
i don't know any korean that won't get me slapped—except "bung-eobbang-i-da" (you're a fish pie?) which might get me slapped.
they only hired me because i look like gandolf right now.😐
kung fu kaiju godzilla says "BRING IT! TINY BEEEOTCHES!"
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
kung fu kaiju godzilla says "BRING IT! TINY BEEEOTCHES!"
i'm going to spend the rest of today not posting about liars,or paedophiles, or nazis, or nazi paedophiles, or politics...
...kung fu and kaiju only.
...kung fu and kaiju only.
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
i'm going to spend the rest of today not posting about liars,or paedophiles, or nazis, or nazi paedophiles, or politics...
...kung fu and kaiju only.
...kung fu and kaiju only.
i'm so ready for this.😀
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
i'm so ready for this.😀
fat leopard says "too late."
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
fat leopard says "too late."
...haaaaaands ...freeeeeee ...!!
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
...haaaaaands ...freeeeeee ...!!
lol — grab from the first simpsons "treehouse of horror" featuring "an indian burial ground."🤣
November 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
lol — grab from the first simpsons "treehouse of horror" featuring "an indian burial ground."🤣
"okay-okay-okay... whattaya call a fly wit no wings? A WALK!! AH-HA-Ha-ha! get it? no wings... can't fly... gotta walk! that one kills me."
November 15, 2025 at 9:53 AM
"okay-okay-okay... whattaya call a fly wit no wings? A WALK!! AH-HA-Ha-ha! get it? no wings... can't fly... gotta walk! that one kills me."
this goat is proud of you.
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
this goat is proud of you.
i'm writing about bears today, so here's a baby goat.*
(*that sentence made total sense—shut up.)
(*that sentence made total sense—shut up.)
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
i'm writing about bears today, so here's a baby goat.*
(*that sentence made total sense—shut up.)
(*that sentence made total sense—shut up.)
picture from my tardis...
stephen miller is presumably still alive in 2045—now reduced to his original form. this image was recorded when he was last seen, sniffing the air for radiation outside what was left of las vegas, after jeff bezos and peter thiel destroyed humanity with all their bullshit.
stephen miller is presumably still alive in 2045—now reduced to his original form. this image was recorded when he was last seen, sniffing the air for radiation outside what was left of las vegas, after jeff bezos and peter thiel destroyed humanity with all their bullshit.
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
picture from my tardis...
stephen miller is presumably still alive in 2045—now reduced to his original form. this image was recorded when he was last seen, sniffing the air for radiation outside what was left of las vegas, after jeff bezos and peter thiel destroyed humanity with all their bullshit.
stephen miller is presumably still alive in 2045—now reduced to his original form. this image was recorded when he was last seen, sniffing the air for radiation outside what was left of las vegas, after jeff bezos and peter thiel destroyed humanity with all their bullshit.
picture from my tardis...
photograph of meta mogul mark zuckerberg, after trying to turn himself into a werewolf. he went into exile in borneo a few months before thiel and bezos destroyed humanity with all their bullshit.
photograph of meta mogul mark zuckerberg, after trying to turn himself into a werewolf. he went into exile in borneo a few months before thiel and bezos destroyed humanity with all their bullshit.
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
picture from my tardis...
photograph of meta mogul mark zuckerberg, after trying to turn himself into a werewolf. he went into exile in borneo a few months before thiel and bezos destroyed humanity with all their bullshit.
photograph of meta mogul mark zuckerberg, after trying to turn himself into a werewolf. he went into exile in borneo a few months before thiel and bezos destroyed humanity with all their bullshit.