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Alex 🦌
@sadkiwi.bsky.social
25 | bad at math | deer enthusiast
New (left) vs. old (right) makeup test for my LARP faun/fae
August 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
THANK YOU LI FOR MAKING MY CHARACTER LOOK SO COOL🖤✨
April 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Oh to be curled up cozy in bed while listening to the rain come down 💭
February 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
What’s the symbolism behind my work laptop overheating and failing on me…
January 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I clowned on my boss for having a silly mouse, but now one month into the job I too have a silly mouse….
December 27, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Number of times I’ve responded to my boss by going “Oh slay!”: 2
…. 2 too many
December 4, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Back to girlbossing 😞 at least this time I get paid
November 27, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Super on-brand for me to get sick my literal second week on my new job 🫠
November 25, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Do you guys think my manager would care if my second monitor had subway surfers on while i worked so I can lock in.
November 22, 2024 at 5:01 AM
I wish I could webfish on the clock :/
November 20, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Welcome to my personal shitpost zone 🍓
November 15, 2024 at 12:01 PM