Wtf is this website even good for

Just woke up from a confusing dream about dating an old man who had a medical degree but ran a successful fine dining restaurant instead of practicing medicine BUT his true passion was rodeo and I was afraid to ask if he was racist. Good morning!

What is the appropriate response when an extremely disappointing hookup who did a terrible job pretending not to be married wishes you a happy new year after three months of peaceful silence

Legit kinda mad that I haven’t had sex yet this year. Step it up, folks.

Hey bluesky, allow me to introduce myself with boobs