Sarah
@sadiemay57.bsky.social
My friends describe me as delightfully neurotic. I use gallows humor to cope. Odds are I do have the time to engage in bullshit in the comment sections.
Watching the Diddy documentary and seeing all the men who kept their mouths shut and turned a blind eye.... they should all be blacklisted for society.
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Watching the Diddy documentary and seeing all the men who kept their mouths shut and turned a blind eye.... they should all be blacklisted for society.
"Well you know they were a group of established musicians who got together. Its not like there was a singer and backing band."
"I did not know that."
*Dad then proceeds to name every musicians and their musical resume.*
"I did not know that."
*Dad then proceeds to name every musicians and their musical resume.*
December 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
"Well you know they were a group of established musicians who got together. Its not like there was a singer and backing band."
"I did not know that."
*Dad then proceeds to name every musicians and their musical resume.*
"I did not know that."
*Dad then proceeds to name every musicians and their musical resume.*
If someone speaks to me like I am stupid one more time, I will have to be institutionalized
December 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
If someone speaks to me like I am stupid one more time, I will have to be institutionalized
"You want us to re-key a mailbox?"
"Yes. HOA won't help me. USPS wont help me so I need a locksmith."
"Yes. HOA won't help me. USPS wont help me so I need a locksmith."
December 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"You want us to re-key a mailbox?"
"Yes. HOA won't help me. USPS wont help me so I need a locksmith."
"Yes. HOA won't help me. USPS wont help me so I need a locksmith."
How long would it take to travel the world to see all the death masks ever made? Is that a weird goal?
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
How long would it take to travel the world to see all the death masks ever made? Is that a weird goal?
But why is the wicked merch so corny
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
But why is the wicked merch so corny
Just call me Buzzkill because you talk about raking up leaves, I'll tell you its bad for the bugs. Then when you reference AI, I'll tell you it's killing the environment.
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Just call me Buzzkill because you talk about raking up leaves, I'll tell you its bad for the bugs. Then when you reference AI, I'll tell you it's killing the environment.
Meeting with my rheumatologist PA today, I was reminded that when I met her 7 months ago, I couldn't fully extend my arms. Today I rated my pain 1 out of 10. Small victories! Now if we can get my infusions moved to Huntsville so I don't have to drive to Nashville. 👀👀👀
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Meeting with my rheumatologist PA today, I was reminded that when I met her 7 months ago, I couldn't fully extend my arms. Today I rated my pain 1 out of 10. Small victories! Now if we can get my infusions moved to Huntsville so I don't have to drive to Nashville. 👀👀👀
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The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
Me - "I thought you liked Rod Stewart."
Dad- "I do. But he's outdated. I don't need an 80 year old man singing 'do you think I'm sexy' to me."
Dad- "I do. But he's outdated. I don't need an 80 year old man singing 'do you think I'm sexy' to me."
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Me - "I thought you liked Rod Stewart."
Dad- "I do. But he's outdated. I don't need an 80 year old man singing 'do you think I'm sexy' to me."
Dad- "I do. But he's outdated. I don't need an 80 year old man singing 'do you think I'm sexy' to me."
Not Mom and I shit talking the prosecutor in Aileen Wournos documentary.
November 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Not Mom and I shit talking the prosecutor in Aileen Wournos documentary.
So... in the midst of a debate on tiktok someone commented something especially heinous and I said "say it again with a public profile" and they deleted their comment. A win is a win.
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
So... in the midst of a debate on tiktok someone commented something especially heinous and I said "say it again with a public profile" and they deleted their comment. A win is a win.
Hey. Whos in charge of casting at Oh Mary. I have some suggestions.
November 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Hey. Whos in charge of casting at Oh Mary. I have some suggestions.
So... do parents tell their kids what they're wearing for Halloween now? Do they provide a theme and say "pick something within this?" Or do they all just conviently seem to be all on the same wave length every year? Wasnt picking your costume half the fun of Halloween?
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
So... do parents tell their kids what they're wearing for Halloween now? Do they provide a theme and say "pick something within this?" Or do they all just conviently seem to be all on the same wave length every year? Wasnt picking your costume half the fun of Halloween?
Randomly thinking about that time in college I got an invite to a Bachelorette party, but it was sent to my home address so my dad had to call and read the poem invite to me over the phone.
October 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Randomly thinking about that time in college I got an invite to a Bachelorette party, but it was sent to my home address so my dad had to call and read the poem invite to me over the phone.
I get chills every time I watch "Fall of the House of Usher" and Bruce Greenwood starts reciting The Raven.
October 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I get chills every time I watch "Fall of the House of Usher" and Bruce Greenwood starts reciting The Raven.
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Murphy: so anyway we invented a made-up trans backstory for ed gein
Murphy: but we were real careful not to make it transphobic
Murphy: you can definitely trust me, the creator of nip/tuck, to handle this topic sensitively
Murphy: or my name isn't ian brennan!
Murphy: no wait i mean ryan murphy
Murphy: but we were real careful not to make it transphobic
Murphy: you can definitely trust me, the creator of nip/tuck, to handle this topic sensitively
Murphy: or my name isn't ian brennan!
Murphy: no wait i mean ryan murphy
October 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Murphy: so anyway we invented a made-up trans backstory for ed gein
Murphy: but we were real careful not to make it transphobic
Murphy: you can definitely trust me, the creator of nip/tuck, to handle this topic sensitively
Murphy: or my name isn't ian brennan!
Murphy: no wait i mean ryan murphy
Murphy: but we were real careful not to make it transphobic
Murphy: you can definitely trust me, the creator of nip/tuck, to handle this topic sensitively
Murphy: or my name isn't ian brennan!
Murphy: no wait i mean ryan murphy
When I started driving 20 years ago, oil changes were $35.00
October 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
When I started driving 20 years ago, oil changes were $35.00
Not only did Trump not get the Nobel Peace Prize. They gave it to Maria Corina Machado, a Venezuelan woman fighting for democracy.
October 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Not only did Trump not get the Nobel Peace Prize. They gave it to Maria Corina Machado, a Venezuelan woman fighting for democracy.
Only Mike Flanagan can make horror shows now. Ryan Murphy is banned. What the fuck is this.
October 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Only Mike Flanagan can make horror shows now. Ryan Murphy is banned. What the fuck is this.
You know what, fuck Ryan Murphy.
October 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
You know what, fuck Ryan Murphy.
Does Ryan Murphy think we're stupid? Do the connections to Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Psycho need to include actual scenes of making the movies for the audiences to get it?
October 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Does Ryan Murphy think we're stupid? Do the connections to Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Psycho need to include actual scenes of making the movies for the audiences to get it?
"I dont go see 5000 people without a drink package." - dad going on his first large cruise.
October 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
"I dont go see 5000 people without a drink package." - dad going on his first large cruise.
I have an unseemingly amount of partially burned candles.
October 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I have an unseemingly amount of partially burned candles.
You will pry my Hotmail from my cold dead hands
September 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
You will pry my Hotmail from my cold dead hands