Part 1: Lanternflies mostly harm fellow invasive, Trees of Heaven.

Part 2: Everyone likes eating spotted lanternflies!

Thanks to my fave podcasters ( @yrfatfriend.bsky.social @notalawyer.bsky.social & @michaelhobbes.bsky.social )I now recognize a moral panic when I see one. And wouldn’t you know it — one was crawling up my maple tree. #spottedlanternfly

Selfie stations include: bazooka, missile launcher, and a haunted look in a veteran’s eyes. #50501 #army250 #trumpparade #nokings

Just woke up & there’s some kind of dinosaur outside?!?

Urgent tax tip maybe?

Took me a minute to get down here but I don’t think I missed anything today.