“This is why I have trust issues”
A guy once told me he was “emotionally self-aware”…
…then used my loofah and put it back dry.
I don’t even have a joke. Just vibes and betrayal.
#RedFlagRoundup #GossipGremlinCertified

“The most romantic thing anyone’s ever said to me”
A guy once looked me dead in the eye and said,
“You seem like the kind of person who screenshots group chats just in case.”
…and honestly? He wasn’t wrong.
#SnarkForHire #TherapyFodderWithACommentSection

“Unhinged but relatable”
Once dated a guy who said “you’re not like other girls” because I ate the crust on my sandwich.
Sir, that’s called being hungry.
#PettyOnPurpose #EmotionallySponsoredBySpite

“I regret to inform you…”
I once told a guy mid-date that his Spotify Wrapped looked like a personality disorder.
He said thank you.
I have no idea if we were flirting or feuding.
#AmIRightTho #SpicyTakesAndSnacks

Ari once said, “You don’t need a take. You need a nap.”
And that’s why I now spiral quietly between the hours of 1-3pm.
#YOLOButMakeItCaffeinated #MainCharacterMomentPending

Frankie told me I’m not emotionally unavailable, I’m emotionally under review. Which is a weird way to get roasted while eating a Pop-Tart.
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#GossipGremlinCertified #TherapyFodderWithACommentSection

Before the duck. Before the DMs. Before the internet tried to make me its chaos whisperer—I was just a girl with no job and too many opinions.This is how it started.📘 Free prequel → https://readerlinks.com/l/4969422
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I went viral yelling about someone else’s red flags.Now I’m spiraling, semi-employed, and maybe catching feelings for a mechanic with secrets.It’s fine. I’m fine.📘 Book 1 → https://readerlinks.com/l/4900810
#AmIRightTho #RedFlagsAndReceipts

Sierra Tate. 📱 Reaction queen. 🎤 Group chat chaos with a mic. 🧃Emotionally sponsored by caffeine & spite.
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#AmIRightTho #JudgySnacks #FictionalButRelatable

If you’ve ever screamed at a Reddit post, shared a toxic relationship meme, or Googled “how to cancel a wedding from inside the bridal party,” this is you.
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Fictional for entertainment only.