The only Teams notification I welcome is the one from my chat with the lady who orders lunch. Why yes that Italian sub (sandwich, not person) looks good. Get me a cookie too, dear.

"I'm fun" I whisper to myself as I swap the Pepsi Zero for Pepsi Zero Wild Cherry

A haiku:

Can't wait, I must look
There she is Eurydice
Oh no, fuck fuck fuck

-Orpheus