(this is not an elf hate post, i love the elves and the evanuris lore, just saying we don't have to link EVERYTHING to them)

"i bet that was a real 'handful' 😉"
"hawke i literally just had my hand cut off... I'm bleeding out! stop making jokes!"

i think many people's hawkes are too busy trying to make a good pun to worry about being nice 😭

ok all my characters are goody two shoes but I'd have to say the kindest is a tie between Rook (just a good egg, gives money to beggars & pets all the animals) and Trevelyan (noble manners and a religious upbringing). Next is my Warden who is nice but kinda sassy, and finally my Hawke (even sassier)

i swear 90% of my time is coming up with a fun way to describe a building or an item in 20 words or less

not to be feral but...