Did you know there was a band named Blind Judgement? I'm just picturing all of their songs being diss tracks about other people's window treatments.

When you're a child, you're told that life is a coloring book to fill in as you wish. When you get older, you realize that there are no lines. You can either let the lack of real structure give you anxiety or let it free you. You can still color as you wish.

Archie Bunker on the cover of Death's "Scream Bloody Gore." Because why not?

The sign says "NO DOGS." However, "NO DOGS" is an item on a list. If they say no to "no dogs" then that means they do not allow people in unless they have dogs.

Alas, we could not enter anyway because I had no alcoholic beverages with me and I was not playing golf while riding a bicycle.

My brother told me he built a miniature device to control television sets, and he left it for me in the Alaskan wilderness. I thought well that's a little remote.

Baphomet as a temptress. This was inspired by Room 217/237.

I joined Twitter in January of 2010. To date I have two posts on that platform.

I hereby apologize for that flood of drivel and I hope to be less verbose from now on. Sorry for talking everyone's ear off over there.