Sacred Machines
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Dress for the job you want.
December 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Dress for the job you want.
You had luggage? We just went to the airport with 8 layers on.
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December 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
You had luggage? We just went to the airport with 8 layers on.
Smoked all the crimson.
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Smoked all the crimson.
Farting in a full-body suit is the ultimate echo chamber.
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Farting in a full-body suit is the ultimate echo chamber.
Trees have had it too good for too long.
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Trees have had it too good for too long.
This is why I only use my nose.
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This is why I only use my nose.
yeah and I’ve just about got it right
November 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
yeah and I’ve just about got it right
but pronouncing it “epic-fanny.”
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
but pronouncing it “epic-fanny.”
Fingers crossed.
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November 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Fingers crossed.
When no one else wants to put their stamp on it . . .
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
When no one else wants to put their stamp on it . . .
Yeah sorry about that.
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Yeah sorry about that.
And yet . . .
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
And yet . . .
Give me one good reason why that day can’t be today.
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Give me one good reason why that day can’t be today.
54% of the US reads at or below 6th grade level, so . . . there’s that.
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
54% of the US reads at or below 6th grade level, so . . . there’s that.