Evan Lastname
@sacredcaramel.bsky.social
I will not lie down. I will not go quietly.
Mid-50s, married, looking for parasocial interaction, not hookups or dating. Archaeologist, former chocolatier, beginning banjo player.
Mid-50s, married, looking for parasocial interaction, not hookups or dating. Archaeologist, former chocolatier, beginning banjo player.
Yeah. This is “tote bag season” here. Gotta carry an extra bag for your morning layers that you need to shed by noon.
September 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Yeah. This is “tote bag season” here. Gotta carry an extra bag for your morning layers that you need to shed by noon.
Fried fish: better on a platter. Grilled fish: better in fish tacos. I will die on this hill.
March 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Fried fish: better on a platter. Grilled fish: better in fish tacos. I will die on this hill.
Speaking as a 55 yo man, I never call anyone kiddo unless I’m referring to a friend’s actual young child. Just because an adult is younger than me does not give me permission to be so disrespectfully familiar.
March 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Speaking as a 55 yo man, I never call anyone kiddo unless I’m referring to a friend’s actual young child. Just because an adult is younger than me does not give me permission to be so disrespectfully familiar.
Needs more wings.
March 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Needs more wings.
Out here in the desert southwest, this is normal rain for us.
March 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Out here in the desert southwest, this is normal rain for us.
As a balding, mid-50s man who will put the world on hold to watch this movie, I feel this in my heart.
February 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
As a balding, mid-50s man who will put the world on hold to watch this movie, I feel this in my heart.
Happy birthday!!
February 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Happy birthday!!
And the most marginalized will be the ones who first pay the blood price of your “revolution” while you, in your privilege, get to watch it happen. Apparently collateral damage is okay as long as the outcome is what you wanted. Who does that sound like?
February 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
And the most marginalized will be the ones who first pay the blood price of your “revolution” while you, in your privilege, get to watch it happen. Apparently collateral damage is okay as long as the outcome is what you wanted. Who does that sound like?
Ma’am, the collective sigh of sad air from those of us facing the new regime in the US has far surpassed anything else any one person could do. Take heart, you are not alone.
February 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Ma’am, the collective sigh of sad air from those of us facing the new regime in the US has far surpassed anything else any one person could do. Take heart, you are not alone.