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maug
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worlds most mid 23 year old
brother, you wouldn't know the bit even if you had eight of them
December 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The Eloquent Edger
The Generous Gooner
The Mirthful Masturbator
The Bountiful Bean-Flicker
December 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
who up considering they possibility of a device?
December 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Hanukkah would not be complete without your gfs sweet old democrat gramma going off about how black people are antisemetic and how we should move to israel actually
December 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Ive had enough stopping and thinking! Time for topping a twinking!!
December 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
how could you NOT know about #PackWatch ?
December 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
reposting all of my girlfriends posts because she needs boosting from a celebrity like mee
December 21, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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ragebaiting her to completion 💦
December 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Bringing a set of blueprints to my bottom surgery consult. They will hear my theory and come to see the light.
December 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Million dollar idea over here: Doordash for fishing. Thank me later
December 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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humping my bed and talking to strangers on the internet
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
sometimes sisters were actually once two unrelated boys who went to the same school district for 13 years
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Petit Eva: Evangelion@School
Episode 24
Flying
December 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
more proud of this one than i think i should be
December 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
i just poured nuclear waste in my bed can i sleep in yours
December 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
mom come pick me up theyre discussing film history
December 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
moooom come pick me up theyre cucking me
December 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
dysphoric girl who shaves the cilia in her cochlea
December 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
is it normal that when i go to the endocrinologist they take my blood with leeches and feed it to the "leech man" and they tell me that by next dawn they can analyze my hormone levels by how loud the leech man screams?
December 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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was thinking about this the other day and i think the "mean linux users" trope is due to the fact that linux doesn't have a dedicated troubleshooting service. like there's no one whose livelihood depends on solving ur problems for u and soothing ur emotions
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
crank (2006) is edited almost as if it were a youtube poop
December 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Archdeacon of Bones (2 miles away) has sent you a message: hey meatwad
December 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
No! Going outside drug will kill the patient. She needs tummy punches to live.
December 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
tummy punches from a girl who shovels coal
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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the chad kafka vs the soy father
December 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM