Lost $77 billion? He better go find it

They’re just making things up naow

Imagine being at a party while this guy does that little laugh while holding up his phone that’s saying slurs at you

How to get blood out of the trunk of my red 2017 Honda Civic

Nice, sign is doing its job

Oh cool is he narcing on them too now

Small, family run business don’t have an HR department

Deafula (1975), Blacula (1972), Scream Blacula Scream (1973), Queen of the Damned (2002)

Wait Tom Tom Club is real outside of fake grunge speak made up on the spot by a Sub Pop Records employee

Remember how he said his only other skill as a videographer was filming people working in restaurants but it was paradoxically too hard to film in kitchens so everybody had to give him money to make YouTube videos

Friend got Monster energy drink with her EBT and the convenience store guy shamed her, he was really judgmental for a guy who sells liquor and cigarettes to people who live the motel attached to the store. It’s really arbitrary what you can and can’t buy with this

Can’t believe he figured out how to microwave with the door open, what a crafty little fella

I lived 30 seconds from one in Reno stuck between a used tire place and a warehouse church that was ok actually, unlike the 7-11 a block away which was kind of scary

The guy who did my first shop tattoo told me about a cowboy who wanted a swastika on his forehead, so buddy did the stencil for him and kicked him out. Also the cowboy was drunk so he couldn’t tattoo him anyway

Wake up babe new Groverhaus just dropped

It’s like the aliens from Independence Day

Thank you Etsy witches